Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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Top comments
mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
imperialtl 12
I don't know who lied to u but there is no stage for that. What are u on?
FoxDragonGL 3
Brushing his teeth. Really? I mean...REALLY? He's like, what, five to seven feet away? He's married and still hasn't gotten to the point where he can share his bathroom space? I don't understand the problem with people. Is using tampons and having a period really such a gigantic secret once you're married? So, what...she's supposed to stand outside with her legs crossed and wait until his highness is done with his teeth just cause he doesn't want to see it? Or visa versa? Come on people...we're not in kindergarten anymore. My husband understands women have periods and has no problem when I change pads or tampons. He doesn't even care when I am on my period anyways. It doesn't bother him at all. Any guy that gets all offended about that...you don't deserve to be married.
Emperorerror 8
You're somewhat ******* retarded, considering OP said it was his girlfriend.
A_Little_Girl77 12
You must not be comfortable with each other.. Nothing wrong there.
kentij 1
Aggreed
Bri_Riddle 1
Awkward...
unicornokapi 0
Haha. Good
jackeechan 10
Thats more of a marriage thing. Like open door dumping.
silencebabyy 23
Ew. Even when you're married that's not acceptable. Its blood and that is never a good sight or smell. Definitely, FYL.
EpicFail1520 16
Fun.
JacobClay_XP 1
Two words.... Don't look.