Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
Mauskau 36
I understand if it is bloody that it'd be gross because that is bloody disgusting, but if it was just for say, you had sex with no condom (whilst using another form of protection) if she uses a tampon to avoid a big mess it isn't too bad. Or that could just be me. :s
annabel93 6
oh heeeeeell no
Hiphuray4peas 27
Who says there's anything wrong with that!?! ROFL.
Redhead99 16
I don't see a problem with it. Every woman has one and guys know it needs to be done. Do you use the restroom when your significant other is in the bathroom at the same time? It's basically the same thing and people need to get comfortable with bodily functions.
Swiko 11
Well Christ, do you expect her to wear the bloody tampon all day? She needs to fking change it; get over it.
Attica 20
She could wait two minutes until he vacates the bathroom! It's not like it takes "all day" to brush your teeth! That is something that should never be done with a partner around, guy or girl. I'm a girl, and I would never do that.
mndlz 6
Ok I'm a girl and I don't think this is ever ok.... FYI !! You need to leave a bit of mystery in a relationship. There is a difference in knowing that something has to be done and SEEING IT happen. I don't like doing it myself :P
LadyCricket723 8
That's not ever ok-- eew
tayyters 4
That's never ok!
talloctopus 7
Nasty..
my_user_name 7
Yeah... that is not ok. Some things just never need to be shared. It only takes like two minutes to brush your teeth, too. Just wait a second then change it!