Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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Top comments
mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
kumar1995 4
eww, she is just too comfy
cookie_crumble89 11
There is no such stage...what is wrong with her? FYL
what_ever2007 11
Maybe she doesn't feel like she needs to hide everything from her boyfriend for fear of him running screaming in the opposite direction?.....or posting it on FML.... Or who knows, maybe she doesn't care! :P
NoOneCaresReally 8
It's not okay. It's really not okay.
ajourdhui 0
It's fine... get over. women suffer a lot whilst on their period. the least you can do is cope with that. also, you wouldn't be complaining if your dick was being inserted in her ****** soo.. (haha clearly I'm a women on her period rn)
TwiztedYuri 9
next step is helping her with that problem.
aleeshttylXD 9
she just feels comfortable with u OP! :D
xxjohippiexx 8
At least you know she ain't preggy!!:P Lolol xD
Calyx_fml 22
There is no such stage. I wouldn't want to see that even after being married for 20 years. What's next? Wiping her ass in front of you?
ChicaChica5683 0
That's a stage......da ****???
spottyblanket 8
Well you probably fart in front of her OP, and she probably hates that. So fairs fair.
what_ever2007 11
Exactly!! Reminds me of that song "Guys do it all the time"
Senseless_487 29
Changing your tampon in front of a guy and being farted in front of aren't even in the same ballpark. They're not in the same league. They aren't even in the same sport. It isn't something that anyone should feel comfortable with. In fact, most things that happen in the bathroom should be private.