Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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Top comments
mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
vincentv_fml 4
Recognizable... FML too :)
what_ever2007 11
I agree!!
CharliesCool2084 8
I knew the person who wrote this would be English. I'm proud to be British!
alejandrorockz 2
Lol that's funny
ByronJess 17
My boyfriend decided one time that it would be okay for him to pull my tampon out for me...
what_ever2007 11
lol that's a new one!
jbb8766 1
Been there :)
ifknh8usernames 7
Haha! My boyfriend once wanted to watch me put one for some reason. It was awkward but we're close enough (or maybe just horny enough) to have sex while on my period so I didn't see it as much of a big deal.
jmck2022 3
So horny he pulled it out and flushed it for me
simplylost643 0
#206- For the love of the Diety of your choice, do not flush tampons down a toilet! Those pesky little buggers play hell on a septic system!
kentij 1
My boyfriend has pulled mine out before and he even put it in for me once lol he wanted to see what it was like
mycleh13 7
looks like someone has you on a short string!!
what_ever2007 11
Nice pun :)
Moussr 0
you should have grabbed it off her and used the string to floss lol
NurseAbi 10
Oh, wow, that's nasty! That is never ok!
misvenus000 4
Me and my husband have been together for 8 years and I've never changed my tampon in front of him. Just.. Gross..
Gremlinswife 13
I could see if she took it out and waved it around the room or smacked you on the side of the head with it , you could be upset then. As a rule, changing a tampon is a pretty discreet thing to do. No worse than her wiping herself after going to the bathroom.