Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Top comments
christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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Comments (178)
WJCool 0
lol 67
adsc04 0
all of the girls saying stuff like guys do way worse and it's such a double standard to say that it's wrong for a girl need to think about this.... you think it's disgusting for a man right? well why would you want to go to that level just because men do. if everbody kept lowering themselves just because double standards aren't fair the whole world would be a disgusting place. although I do think there is nothing wrong with what she did, it's jut impolite in public. Op should be glad his girlfriend feels that comfortable around him.
lancegonyeau 0
that's hot!!
clairdelunex 0
everyone does that duhhhh
runningwildfire 0
You don't need to scratch and sniff to make sure your clean. If they were about to have sex then instead of putting her hand down there and smelling, she should have gone in the bathroom and washed it, especially if he was putting his face in it!
meintx 9
umm, not sure i see the problem, unless its a gross cooter. Then you should leave her anyways.
LittleMissEmo 0
ewwww that's just eww
angtaffe 0
umm girls should not do that in public... EVER
thecatsmeow_xx 9
This made me "LOL."
hunterg 0
check for any abnormalities on her body. if so, get a new girl.