Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
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christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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Comments (178)
ThankfullyNotYou 1
Oh what? It's not like you haven't done the same thing below the waist. Don't sweat it too much. When you're married you'll see a lot worse and so will she. Lmao!
lovereadingfml 2
she only enjoyed her time, and try to sniff her juice, LOL.
ChiefLancaster 0
Id smell it for her if your too big of a PUSSY????
toto365 0
girls don't have crotches dumb ass
juaram 0
hahahaha woow
c0rrupt 0
jebus... thats just ******* wrong
MEGAMANX622 0
my god is that actually possible?! are u sure SHE isnt a HE?!
HeyLyric 0
Girls do this, believe it or not. We do it when we think we may be intimate with our significant other, to make sure we're clean, and if we need to, to get clean. We'd never admit it, but we do do it.
ConfusedArabela 0
Are you
HuiYaMing 0
so let me get this right. men can scratch their ass or balls and sniff. but a girl does it it's wrong?