Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
AAaaaaaah!
Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML
footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
bootyislife
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Harry Dare
United Kingdom
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Top comments
christa953 12
and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol
nuts_in_your_fac 1
That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.
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Comments (178)
MRCC_fml 0
what's wrong with that. haven't you ever scratched your balls or ass then smelled it everybody does it don't deny you don't do it
dannyboytexas 0
Lol lol so funny
Marinov 0
Lol time for new gf
salty123456 0
I ALWAYS smell my fingers after scratching myself ( I'm a girl) and I don't think it's weird so don't dump her!
denisseDGAF 0
pshh thats sexy. no im kidding but it aint that bad. at least it wasnther asshole
mopi_fml 0
you act like you dint scratch it crotch and sniff ur fingers
lovesteph3523 0
scratch and sniff!
XxGingerBbyxX 0
Haha that's funny I'd definately hit it
smexiSGF 0
aha not normal =p
KingsBlade 0
wow only 2 comments? lol well that wouldn't bother me.