Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, as a giant crowd of people and I had walked across a parking lot, I yelled out to a friend waiting in their car for me, "I DIDN'T FALL THIS TIME!" (I always fall when it's winter) to then literally taking a single step to slip and slide what felt like 20 feet to someone yelling out, "AND SAFE!" like an umpire. FML
Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML
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Top comments
helennaa 0
So nobody was concerned that you fell down the stairs? Look on the bright side; at least you can do splits. That's more than I can do. And it wasn't an utterly humiliating experience.
okieraider71 4
Accidential ninjia.
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helennaa 0
So nobody was concerned that you fell down the stairs? Look on the bright side; at least you can do splits. That's more than I can do. And it wasn't an utterly humiliating experience.
imbatman_fml 0
Here's a better fml: today I realized I can do the splits! only problem is I'm a guy and after doing it, my sack ripped and I saw one of my balls roll away. fml
VanessaVander 2
#4 win
Monikabug 9
Well Congratulations on still knowing how to do the splits, it's a great party trick, trust me. But that sucks that you fell down the stairs, hope you caused no serious damage. FYL for falling.
tehamericanboy94 0
Got to love flexible girls.
ReyEr9412 0
Oh no people will laugh at the OP for a few days and will comletely forget about it over the weekend FYL indeed
iepiclyfial 0
1 is right, that is kinda epic
Resquall 0
This is an MLIA. Go away.
jj2014 0
I probably would of shouted that out to
ipts 0
ur nuts cant roll! there just nasty lumps of tissue!
cuntwaffle 0
ew
Kamens 0
I didn't know Andy from The Office uses FML...
Shae84 0
36 party trick, you ****! LOL
zelly05 0
hahaha #4 ur funny xD
aquasnow39 0
@ #1 True. But on the other hand, OWW if you haven't done them for a long time...
psyco5000 0
where's the fml here? you fell down stairs and no one laughed at u?
yourfaceninja 1
isn't that a good thing though? i mean, you didn't humiliate yourself.
13lack 0
hilarious!
KurouTenshi 0
I fail to see the FML here, unless of course you hurt yourself. otherwise, this should be enough to get you into the 2011 Olympics! and you can be represented by Avril Lavigne, and Nickelback! :D
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(starts making gagging noises at the mentioning of Nickelback) Seriously, though, who is Nickelback?
fisheatsbear 6
2011? last time I checked it's every 2 years not every year
KurouTenshi 0
a rock band apparently from Canada that a majority of Texans LOVE. I enjoy their music. the band has their haters--who doesn't?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(searches their Myspace page) Mother. Of. God.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
nickelback sucks, and im from canada
ktbird 0
#11, as a Texan for the last 24 years I have to disagree. Rednecks like country music. I don't think Nickleback love is any greater here than anywhere else. Personally I can't stand them. There's one or two songs I enjoy but overall, same old crap over and over.
KurouTenshi 0
I'm a Texan and I love techno, and rap, and Lady Gaga :) Space Cowboy, DragonForce. **** country....it's so gay.
Kikren 0
Texans aren't just rednecks though. Nickleback is amazing though. They have a mix of perversity and real life at the same time!
lets_be_ian 5
Nickelback reminds me of what the rock version of "making of the band" would have produced. They are so obviously main stream and safe that they have a huge following without actually writing any real interesting music. Of course you know what they say about opinions and assholes.
ChihiruLee 0
KurouTenshi...wow, Blue Angel...creative. I think not. Tenshi you are not. We have a ban on Lady GaGa since the Lobster incident. It is against rule 57: though shall not wear lobsters as head dresses. So by saying that you have JUST been kicked out of the Tenshi club.
Felendris 0
I won't read all the comments but...: if you hate Nickelback, then you don't know what alternative rock is. don't say you do, I hate these ******* mowadays who can name one or two "rock bands." they usually end up being TDG or Seether (even tho they're ******* awesome :P)
srgspartan117 8
45 I agree
LemonMan 0
Congrats 35 for listening to some of the most shittiest music ever.
LemonMan 0
I meant 45...oops
iamchuck 0
10
KSUrox4me 0
this should me an MLIA. your life isn't ruined, and in fact your school obviously doesn't hate you, otherwise they wouldn't have reacted so cooly.
bridgette5866 0
WHOOOOOO MLIA!
fisheatsbear 6
banana split for breakfast
okieraider71 4
Accidential ninjia.
pooter_stink 0
Who ******* cares?
maskedman 9
This sounds more like bragging than an FML.
LaLaJuice 0
yeah..soo how exactly is this a fml? .............?
idkweird 0
GJ @ sticking the landing!