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Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
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bigbadtim 7
That's baaaad!
Richisme 0
The Animal, tis' in us all.
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Comments (181)
Cinn_fml 23
Did he mean to do it? Either way, it's kinda funny. However, if you dwelt on it less, you'd probably not have had any problems. Or at least, to not think about it until afterwards.
ChampionKO 6
u ugly >=S
Cinn_fml 23
You know what, seeing as though I've put a picture up (and therefore inadvertently up for criticism), I'm not going to care what someone says about it. It's who I am, get over it.
Cinn_fml 23
My original reply got eaten by FML, so I'll repeat myself. I put a picture up, therefore it should have occurred to you that I'm not insecure enough to care what people think about it. Telling me you don't like it, is more likely to just get a sarcastic reply. Just grow up. Also, learn to spell properly.
Lucidium 0
It obviously got eaten... be patient they'll show up. As for the dude replying to Cinn who cares, stfu.
Cinn_fml 23
I know, and if it does, the mods can delete whichever they feel necessary.
5t3ff1k4h 45
Here we go again...
Stupified 0
Do goats "baaaa"? If so, op I'm glad you don't have a kid fetish, but I'm sure he was just horsing around! No need to make him feel sheepish, it was a baaaad move on his part, but I'm gonna go out on a lamb here and say you should forgive him.
Brighton_Goose 0
cloying farm puns
joshsgirlfriendd 0
championKO: That's so ******* rude. She is not ugly & why don't you put a pic of yourself up huh? bet you won't, idiot.
Crashermaniac 0
i dont mean for this to sound rude but y u almost always comment on every fml...no disrepect
schalk 12
Whenever someone says "i don't mean to sound rude" you know something rude is about to follow. Cinn's cute, never rude to anyone and can comment as many times on as many FMLs as she ******* wants. She also has a lot of friends on this site so unless you want to be ripped a new asshole in the comments you'd better be nice to her.
nycy 0
oh yes because everyone fears the mighty commenters in fml
Crashermaniac 0
lmao true
Cinn_fml 23
Crashermaniac - I'm far too talkative for my own good and therefore need an outlet whilst I'm waiting for my term to start so I have something to do with my time. (Besides, do I answer to you? No.) So please keep not being rude and we'll all get along fine. Schalk - Not always, whilst it is true that people use that sentence as an excuse to be rude, not everyone does. Crashermaniac did have a question, and I can understand it as being honest curiosity rather than being used for dissing. Or maybe I'm just trying to see the best in people? nycy - You should, how do you know we don't have magical powers? :P More seriously, I'm not saying you are one of these people, but some people do go out of their way to be rude, and if the commenters have no power, therefore their insults have no power so there is no point in making them in the first place. The comebacks have the same amount of power as the insults.
amerwin 3
Ewe should have played along and said something like "give me the wool baby."
SuperRichFish 6
Haha, made me laugh, stop hating bad jokes
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm going to guess pendatik meant carded as a pun, a very baaaaa-d pun. If ewe wool Google it, ewe wool get it.
amerwin 3
haha nice one!
KEITHISAJERK 0
So your boyfriend is a sheep? That's unhealthy.
mizzfa21 0
lol
l0ri3 0
how very odd of him to do that
gangstabarbie 0
isent it cum??
Cinn_fml 23
*isn't And it's already been pointed out that it can be spelt both ways.
macgruberiscool 0
grammer nazi
Cinn_fml 23
I shall do you the favour of making your comment correct: It's 'grammar'.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Lol. Cinn is win.
tamie306 5
cinn's awsome
Sexcrazed 0
Ohhh what a turn off
sourgirl101 29
Role playing can be fun but WTF... I guess you'll have to be Little Bo Peep.
SuperRichFish 6
He's a baaaaa 'd man, yay for bad jokes :D
JillianlikesVogu 0
Were you m'aaaaaaad?
SuperRichFish 6
;D lol'd
carpediemryders 0
lol