Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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keke_fml 0
why were you having phone sex anyway? phone sex is lame
ohgeez 0
Haha I've done that before myself. Don't take it personally...unless it was during the day and not late at night.
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Comments (54)
yougotboyed 0
you got boyed north london collegiant girls arnt cool
metalfan333 0
lol its not too big a deal
keke_fml 0
why were you having phone sex anyway? phone sex is lame
genius_man16 1
true dat! Same with cyber-sex. I mean, wtf? Just do a wank if you're horny, dayum. Or meet up in person, that's the best solution.
McrFreak2011 0
not really it's really fun when your aprtner doesn't fall asleep; honestly if they fall alseep then your not dong a good job
SilenceIsSilver 0
Wow 2 & 42, that's not judgmental. So what if they wanted to have some fun? Maybe they couldn't get to eachother in person. FYL OP. You should protest the next time he wants to do it. :P
hopeless_romanti_fml 0
maybe he alreayd "climaxed"
kpk5054 0
guess you weren't that interesting.
jm88 0
Oh man I've done this a few times. Girl always got peeved off, but I found it hilarious the next day. She never did..
ohgeez 0
Haha I've done that before myself. Don't take it personally...unless it was during the day and not late at night.
KenMcGormick 0
your fault... u didnt engaged him properly and only cared about urself climaxing
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
this has already been an FML... why did it get through.
cali28_fml 0
haha, i know how that one feels! my boyfriend has fallen asleep on me while we were "sex-texting", many times! it's not you, they're just tired...and wimps!
Bibico_fml 0
Phone sex is only fun with someone you hardly know or haven't met. In this case, the b.f. probably fell asleep because he'd heard it all before and rarely experienced it in person.