Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
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bigbadtim 7
That's baaaad!
Richisme 0
The Animal, tis' in us all.
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Comments (181)
adsc04 0
it's "cum" not "come"
5t3ff1k4h 45
It can be spelled either way. Are you seriously not reading the rest of these comments? Don't bother posting yours unless you're willing to read a little, too.
CoachLlama 5
I just hope he was not speaking the native tongue of his last girlfriend.
samanthar 0
well at least u know "what" hes doing when ur not there...is there a farm around there or something?
PeekAJew 0
Glorious sex?
A_black_dude 0
I howl like a wolf
nikkired 0
That's so funny,does he wear "lamb skin" condoms ?
doglady 16
OP: LMAO, and ew. I agree, FYL
stephy228 0
LMAO
tcharbs 0
ahahaha aweee
noeeluv21 0
Lol! That's hilarious to picture in my mind, I can't imagine how that must've been for you! If I were you I would've started giggling uncontrollably lol