Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML
Today, my new prescription medicine for my chronic acne did in fact work. It worked by inflaming the skin around my zits so that they blended in. FML
Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
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Top comments
CrazyMelvin 14
That's a pretty good talent actually. If the power ever goes out and you need to put the acne cream on, you're all set:)
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Well you should be proud of that memory of yours
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Comments (72)
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Well you should be proud of that memory of yours
Sports_guy3 28
I've done the exact same thing OP!
CrazyMelvin 14
That's a pretty good talent actually. If the power ever goes out and you need to put the acne cream on, you're all set:)
TheWildRover1 12
At least NASA haven't sent one of their robots to look for life on your face!
Welshite 40
Houston, we have a problem.
Puffytruffles 18
You should become a war poet.
miss_jules 11
Take a Zinc supplement. It really helps clear up acne!
JACKxRAWR 22
Alternatively, you can go on courses of antibiotics. That's what I did.
murdersquirrel 15
that's no joke, zinc is awesome.
zandalee 20
Antibiotics have worked for me as a teen and my teenagers. Give them a go. They work.
nchic01 17
zinc is okay, but pantothenic acid, or vitamin b5, is better! try it, it cleared up my acne in a week.
tyler_mcdolan 10
Well hopefully the acne cream cleans it all up
saucyrossi 18
Well if you can memorize that, you must be pretty smart ;)
jillytc 23
hey, we all went through that awful acne phase, it'll go away eventually
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I didn't,,
infinitegrace 21
Of course you didn't DodgeGuyWithATattooThatLooksLikeAPenis...
skyeyez9 25
I didn't have an acne phase, although my brother had it fairly bad. I got an occasional zit that appeared every so often......usually the day school pics were going to be taken.
cactusdesu 15
Not everybody has acne growing up. We all have little pimples from time to time, but acne is inflamed and widespread.
Emiler98 11
I think I have finally conquered my enemy lol It took almost 2 years. Good luck op hope the medicine works
karlcolt45 19
LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD