Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
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bigbadtim 7
That's baaaad!
Richisme 0
The Animal, tis' in us all.
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Comments (181)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for fornicating, especially with a guy who's obviously into **********! What other noises does he make when he RAMS EWE? (I bet someone beat me to this)
WearingHats 14
No one thought of the ram part. I tip my hat to you.
Elendil_fml 10
Just a note to everyone correcting her: "come" is how it was spelled for a while in the 20th century. Check old Anais Nin or what not. it's spelled that way there. Also, finishing after 20 minutes? He needs endurance lessons.
denvan 0
lmao oh that's just way too weird. You should have "moo"
highsheep 0
"glorious" sex? YDI.
Leftieswillrule 3
you have boyfriend who you have glorious sex with and his funny antics stopped your ******. sorry but you gotta deal with the not coming part because the rest of it isn't bad at all
TibbysMusic 1
LOL! and does anyone else fin the fact that he lives two hours away irrelevant?
fuggles 0
it's not irrelevant. she drove all that way so he coos baaaaaa when she was having sex with him
joshsgirlfriendd 0
lol. that's soo weird. I probably would have been turned off too :/
boopityboppity 11
I dunno, 53; my voice often bleeds sarcasm.
TheThrasher_fml 0
***** LIKE A BEAST!
number3band 0
Gives new meaning to **********, Eh? lmao