Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
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Top comments
DannyDizzle 8
It's his loose... sorry I mean loss
Justkidding100 41
Huh. Well that's ironic, usually it's the other way around...
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Comments (36)
RichardPencil 32
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You need to do your Kegels, girl! Or find a guy with girth.
Ultimate_Batman 28
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how is this a best comment?
yerawizardlizzy 27
It's not, it's just the first one.
RichardPencil 32
It is the best comment!
stevenJB 25
hehe maybe he had a case of the...numb nuts ._.) I'm sorry
Justkidding100 41
Huh. Well that's ironic, usually it's the other way around...
lexiieeex3 32
Not sure why it's an FML for you if he's the one who couldn't feel it. Typically the roles are reversed for that one.
hellobobismyname 24
Because it implies that she's loose.
purple_bunnies 20
Because he stopped in the middle of it
tounces7 28
You know, he could have just been wearing a condom. Some guys don't feel very much through a condom, especially the "numbing" ones.
DannyDizzle 8
It's his loose... sorry I mean loss
ChandanJ 5
Is the OP a guy?
grimdio 6
op is the girl
moonie2shoes 7
I get what they're saying. It makes sense if it's two gay guys and op was the dom.
ChandanJ 5
Exactly
Mechanize 8
top* you can still be a dom as a bottom.
RichardPencil 32
I'm sorry, I'll bet you felt like a real looser.
Mauskau 36
It took him 15 minutes to think that? He must've gone soft during your session.
nicolai44 12
That's one possibility. Also, though, after 15 minutes, there's likely enough moisture in the area for sensation to be reduced -- especially if there was a condom involved as well. Add in an unfamiliar angle, and it could indeed be difficult for a guy to tell for sure if he's still in.
TheMisfitScribe 17
Could have just had everything to do with the angle and position you were in and nothing to do with tightness.
stryder9090 28
This is quite descriptive...