Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
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bigbadtim 7
That's baaaad!
Richisme 0
The Animal, tis' in us all.
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Comments (181)
Igor_g5 0
You call 20 minutes glorious sex? That's all he's good for?
DevilDoll 0
that is what I was thinking!!! she drove 2 hours to see him and all she got was: 20 minutes of "glorious" sex, and a baaaaa'd case of blue balls((:
voveraite 7
Or blue ovaries, in her case :) (Hey, just because you can't see 'em, it doesn't mean they can't turn some shade...)
SadinSherman 16
He is better than Al Bundy from Married with children.
admmck81 0
First, I don't know why you felt the need to point out he lives 2 hours away. Second, if the sex was glorious for 20 minutes, how did you not ****** already? Third, ydi for having sex with a freak.
Gadomski87 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
C6Racer 0
It's obvious you all got the point. Quit bitching about how it's spelled.
davek 36
Your boyfriend is from Wales or NZ or somewhere else where they shag sheep?
pokemaster2468 0
check ur spelling
Meru 0
What the shit.
tylerras2112 0
shit yo thts ****** up
mpclaw 3
like they say, was it as good for you as it was fir him? who cares!
5t3ff1k4h 45
Sheep can't speak, therefore they can't bleed sarcasm. I'm impressed that you can, though.