Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
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bigbadtim 7
That's baaaad!
Richisme 0
The Animal, tis' in us all.
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Comments (181)
carpediemryders 0
WOW!!! Your boyfriend has real issues.
wrigglezeus 0
I bet he was welsh ( I can use the sheep shagger pun as I am welsh ( also for all americans who don't know wales it's next to England NOT part of England))
WearingHats 14
No one thought it was part of England. Americans aren't all completely ignorant.
evig_fml 16
Fu and your assumptions #50 remember never assume because it makes an ass out of you and ne
schalk 12
Know how the Welsh practice safe sex? The sheep that kick have an X painted on their backs
katisu 0
I don't know anyone who thinks Wales is part of England.
Igor_g5 0
He's used to hearing that sound when he's having sex.
5t3ff1k4h 47
bleating* The "voice" of a sheep can not physically bleed. The action of making the 'baa' sound is called bleating.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
You weren't going to after THAT anyway, drrr. It was already over..
sculp91 0
hopefully he was wearing a jimmy
crushedone 7
Honey...I done told you I was sorry! It's just what I'ma used to hearin from tha farm!!
CallMeHush 1
Too funny, when we asked if he minded us watching you on the webcam he said "naaaa."
theycallmeMimi 0
I think you're quite pretty, speaking as a female to another female.
zozbasha 9
lmao. funny shit