Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Russian_Roulette 0
now there's 2 pussys in the bed
allmidnighteyes 11
If he wanted to keep it interesting, he'd have a little remote or switchboard to control fireworks outside the house. He'd hit the switches as he was getting close, time his final thrusting with the time on the wick, and climax as they shot off and exploded in the air. Meowing is ******* nothing.
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Comments (168)
jerricajj 0
wow that's a mood killer
delicious_nom_no 0
lmfao!!!!1 tee hee fyl
xxxbooxxx 16
kitty meow
every1luvspuns 0
catception !!
Freeze_fml 17
This is all set up for Sean's infamous joke.
toothache 0
nice pic
dodgewama 0
OMG > UR < picture made me laugh YET its soo true :p
skiier4life619 0
That's hot lol jk
Agamemnon_fml 0
well I would say he succeeded in the whole 'keeping things interesting' aspect
Whiskey0015 0
what's it mean when he hisses?
ninba20 0
lol... seriously mood killer.
penguinazul 13
How does she deserve this? Nowhere in the FML does it say OP asked her boyfriend to meow when he climaxed. It seems as if she had no way of knowing he'd do this. Thus...it seems to me...FHL. Not YDI
weavermycutecat 0
my boyfreind! u must MEOW! xD and I MODDED THIS!!!!!!
Russian_Roulette 0
now there's 2 pussys in the bed
Freeze_fml 17
Finally!
crabgass 3
haha I see what you did there
too_dopee 0
haha
thriceforme 3
Classic, 9, just classic lol
toothache 0
hahaha I love puns
lickmyjock 0
+2 internets
Mickay1232 0
yeahhhhh that's not weird...... lol
cchristine 0
FML keeps getting weirder and weirder everyday.