Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, my mom dragged me along with her to a baby shower. I was the only guy there. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, after feeling down due to another negative pregnancy test after my hubby and I have been trying for over a year, my mom insisted I come to a BBQ to "cheer me up." I get there and what do I see? Blue and pink balloons. My sister was announcing her pregnancy. My mom got pissed at me when I walked out. FML
Today, I've been in my old hometown visiting because my sister is having her baby. I scheduled the trip a full week after her due date, and still no baby. We tried everything to start her labor. I had to go back home, and as soon as my plane landed, I got a text saying she just gave birth. FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping with my older sister. An elderly couple passed, and the man pointed to my sister, saying, "She LOVES to eat." My sister is 7 months pregnant, and I had to spend the next hour comforting her as she bawled her eyes out because of an off-hand comment from a stranger. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
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oogie_boggie 0
You then should have said you were her sister. I cant imagine the employees face
daviesha 0
seattle is a very gay friendly city. She could have figured u to were a gay couple and thought u didnt want to shop with her
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Comments (100)
saint25 0
haha sorry
SmallTownCutie 0
No wonder she thought you were a man. A normal adult female would be excited to go shopping with their sister, even if it was for maternity clothes. You could've at least acted like you were excited.
phreshboi 1
lol she thought you were les!!! not that there's anything wrong with that ;)
johnnie99 0
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You must be an ugly girl. sucks for you.
EffinAhole 0
wow... you must be an uckin fugly chic Op!
kyarush 10
I live in Wenatchee. welcome to Washington lol we are real nice folk 'dirty redneck accent'
boyguydudemalema 0
you looked like a pregnant guy, im sorry if i offended you sir-----ma'am
Xquisite1 28
Someone must look extremely butch.
QuickSilv3r777 0
it's cause you have a stache nothing to be ashamed of just grab a razor u chewbaca looking bish
mejiiaa 0
you pana ?
nikl 6
So much hate towards OP
givemediamonds 7
Except that they're sisters...
oogie_boggie 0
You then should have said you were her sister. I cant imagine the employees face
ShadowPunkChick 1
I agree
Rainbow35 6
Yep, that's the good thing about being called the wrong gender or whatever, you get to correct them and see the look on their face! xD
muffinkitty 15
aww sucks
meeeaner_th 16
awkward...
bigbadtim 7
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You must be one ugly chick. Time for an extreme makeover.
Mome_Rath 0
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Hahahha YDI for not shaving your stache
movie141 0
lol dido
jinxthejinx 0
Oh, you like Dido? I think her song 'Thank You' was pretty good. Unless you were referring to the Queen of Carthage perhaps…
jinxthejinx 0
And Mome_Rath, I have a question for you, because I've always been curious. What exactly is 'outgrabing' and why do you do it?
Mome_Rath 0
'Twas brillig (the early evening or thereabouts), and the slithy (slimy and lithe) toves (badgers with lizard feet and corkscrew noses) did gyre (scratch) and gimble (to bore holes) in the wabe (the hillside). All mimsy (flimsy and miserable) were the borogoves (birdlike creatures) and the mome (solemn) raths (creatures resembling either pigs or turtles; i can't remember) outgrabe (to cry or squeal). I believe we cried because the slithy toves were bothering us with their scratching and hole-digging. Oh, the nonsense!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#60: cool story, bro.
amerwin 3
haha! You should probably shave that stash and stop holding your crotch while you "gangsta walk" around everywhere.
julz10 0
try dressing like a female, i dont think theyd say that if you were wearing a skirt. unless you look so manly that they think your a cross dresser, then i wouldnt know what they would say.
daviesha 0
seattle is a very gay friendly city. She could have figured u to were a gay couple and thought u didnt want to shop with her
DigaGravey 0
Knowing Seattle, it's likely that this is what actually happened.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
I live in Seattle and have yet to meet a single gay couple so I'm just gonna pretend she was really ugly cuz it's more funny.
lizamaphone 6
okay....but if they were a gay couple, one of the women would not be the father. ijjit.
midghtsniper 0
It's not gay OR friendly what part were u in??
l0ri3 0
sounds like someone needs a makeover!!
randomchickkk 0
extreme edition.