Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I parked downtown for a few minutes to pick up a pizza. As I was getting out of my car, a sketchy guy came up and asked me for $5. I told him to get lost and walked away. I walked back to the lot with my pizza and my car was gone. The sketchy guy was a parking attendant. He had my car towed. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, I thought I'd found the perfect parking spot at work for once. Turns out, it was actually perfect for the parade that was scheduled for later in the day. My car got towed to make way for marching bands and floats. FML
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML
Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
Ironicaly, that was not a healthy decision.
perdix 31
Lettuce all learn a lesson from the pickle you're in. You can't beet City Hall, so I hope you relish your walk. Orange you mad that they towed your lemon?
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Comments (60)
illmatic2 16
Ironicaly, that was not a healthy decision.
bigbadtim 7
LOL
Icyyy 0
Win xD
KCTruth4 0
HAHA SUPER WIN
cessily 8
LOLYES
EmoOrange 0
Someone shoulda told you op. fyl.
PizzaGuy11 0
YDI for not buying some fruit.
EmoOrange 0
Or maybe they bought a fruit they are allergic to.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Usually there'd be something in the area advising you of the Market dates/times. YDI
Cinn_fml 23
I find this amusing, sucks that they towed your car though. You sure there was nothing mentioning times of use or anything?
marmlr339 14
was there no sign that said "no parking"???
officeradvil 8
Don't piss on fruit.
thedopetroll 0
Have a good time driving your vegetable, looser.
bigbadtim 7
Better get to the impound lot before they SQUASH your car.
illmatic2 16
I wonder what kind of car op has. I bet it has a V8.
bigbadtim 7
Does a Fusion have a V8?
illmatic2 16
I don't know, but they do run very smoothiely.
Stupified 0
What's up with all the puns? Y'all are copycats. You just don't appreciate the fruits of my labor. I clearly beet you guys with my lively animal comment in the othe FML. Would it have bean that hard to not steal my idea?
hahaalolz 0
win
denvan 0
That's awesome total win
Rawwrness 3
I couldve sworn it said I saw a vegetable standing there... o.o
Im_Russia 0
is this the same place where the girl got a watermelon thrown at her
Icyyy 0
Probably. Op, I'm going to tell you one thing and one thing only. Cars going at epic speeds heading for vegetable stands > Vegetable stands. ; )