Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML
Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
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Top comments
Avi8r 22
That was pretty immature of both of them
TripleATeam 13
Well, at least your boyfriend wanted your ex to know he lost something great. Too bad it didn't work out.
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Comments (50)
nyenisu 14
Yikes..
Avi8r 22
That was pretty immature of both of them
trellz17 19
It's not immature for her ex to laugh at the situation. No one got hurt.
SBurrke 11
As if you wouldn't laugh when you saw that? Bullshit.
Angelkisses130 26
I don't think it's immature- I'd love for my bf to smack my booty in front of an ex because it's a way of my bf saying, "she's mine"
PANDORUM89 21
idky you got down voted. I'd like that too! or an 'in your face" ass grab.
Enkeria 30
Well, I can certainly see why he's your ex. I do advise keeping the butt slapping to a minimum though.
itsalanis 25
Tell that to the boyfriend, not the op.
TripleATeam 13
Well, at least your boyfriend wanted your ex to know he lost something great. Too bad it didn't work out.
hfslkp47012759 28
Baby got back
aahm1403 5
Why the dislikes, lol? Thumbs up people :/
Reider022 16
This one depends on how bad the breakup went, but either way you have another bf now so don't overthink it just move on.
stangbang92 17
Sorry but if I saw a girl get spanked and then mess all over her self while choking on food and the boyfriend profusely apologizing. I'd be laughing my ass off.
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Him laughing at you wouldn't justify you slapping him. Because if he slapped you back, you would try to act like you were a victim even though you brought it upon your own self.
Mathalamus 25
I would not approve of this, because it isn't mature...
willsnow18 11
seriously, what defines as mature these days?
DexBanWhore 6
What part of this wasn't mature? assuming that the current bf knew that was the exs place of work and did that yea that's a little immature but if he didn't the only immature one is you
Y0UI34574RD 15
Is your boyfriend seven or eight years old by chance?