Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.
crimsonprodigy 15
Did you confront her about it? You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.
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Comments (123)
GrimReefer66 29
Wow, you obviously don't deserve her if she's going to act immature.
imagineapc 11
Do you know what the word "deserve" means?
GrimReefer66 29
My bad, I'm very tired. What I meant to say was that she does not deserve OP.
GrimReefer66 29
^ting
Wolfparable 22
Well damn that was rather crazy of her. I'm gonna say you're likely better off without her if she thought that was an acceptable thing to do sorry people believe her though.
redneck63 5
That sucks being a cheater is a hard reputation to get rid of.
chillandfun 12
You don't wana stay with a girl who does shit like that bro. That sucks she did that to you but it probably saved you from something much crazier in the future.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I don't think he'll be staying with her anytime soon, since you know... She broke up with him.
dragonrider1959 18
Not only did she break up with you, she ruined your reputation?
tatertotx3 16
Cop out excuse to break up with you, shame on her and good riddance.
adadadadadadad 7
lol
KhaleesiDannie 26
I'm sorry everyone think you're a cheater but it sounds like you escaped from some grade A crazy and a drama queen at that if she had to spread her stupid story around
colvindj 22
It's sad how people will do the most drastic things to get out of a relationship and not look like the bad guy.
MasonDude 16
OP, you know the truth, and that's all that matters. Everyone else will look like a fool in the long run.
MasonDude 16
If they are that naive or dumb to believe her over OP, they don't deserve to be his friend OP certainly deserves better
nocat6 11
Let's face it. When it comes to boys vs. girls in believing breakup stories, the girl almost always wins.