Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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warsun 27
I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.
crimsonprodigy 15
Did you confront her about it? You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.
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captainsmegma 12
And the award for the most devious **** goes to.....envelope please....your girlfriend.
Jinxsie 27
*ex
RabbitOfAurora 28
Not worth your time OP. Now that you know the real her move on and away from anyone taking her side after you've explained yourself. Eventually she'll reveal herself to them as well and you'll no longer look like the bad guy.
russfml 31
You should have turned it around on her. Say oh no babe I actually bought those for you and I wanted to surprise you.. Then dump that crazy bitch, reputation saved. FYL but you dodged a bullet of crazy
False_Stupidity 42
That would have been a brilliant way to turn it around since I doubt the lingerie was used. (unless of course the crazy ex has resorted to panty snatching) And If it was already the ex's lingerie you should be able to prove it.
interesting33 37
I think she still would have pretended not to believe it.
rabbitstew45 4
Bro, you don't need a woman like that in your life. She just proved herself immature. Confront her and move on.
bhfriday 9
what a bitch
lesly30 14
That's a messed up way to break up with you. She was just trying to find an excuse. Guess she preferred to make you look bad instead of being honest.
feven 32
Women are always the victims. Logic. /sarcasm
thatcoolguy123 14
dafuq is she, 13? that's so immature. she was just trying to find a stupid way to dump you since she's too much of a coward to be honest. those other people? screw them. people these days just never believe what other people say about something and just believe one idiot person.
barney_stinson1 11
Wow that's just stupid what a bitch
annarcheer 19
that's when you find her hiding lingerie under your bed you go "hey sexy can't wait to see that on you later" and you wink at her.