Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.
crimsonprodigy 15
Did you confront her about it? You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.
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Comments (123)
hamburgerjung 23
First!
kmarshofmywindow 25
Wow. Con-grat-u-*******-lations. Do you want a medal, winner?
warsun 27
I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.
Joshwarrior 39
Because that is just to easy and people like to be the victim of course :/
Rinat_fml 26
Some people have no morals. I hope karma bites her nasty ass, OP.
countryb_cth 38
Some people are very selfish and don't want to be the bad guy. They don't care what they do to the other person to make them look like the victim.
khaoticpanda 28
If simply break up, find less sinister and aggressive ways.
ThatOneLazyChick 9
#22 said it pretty perfectly
khaoticpanda 28
Oops my phone froze and took out like a whole sentence from my comment. I dont even know what that was meant to say.
henrylikestreats 22
That also takes respect... Which seems to be a dying factor in relationships nowadays.
Obito_Rocks 6
Honestly, who's she trying to fool? She knows it's fake. OP knows it's fake. Why plant fake evidence in the bedroom unless she planned to bring others there anyway?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
She's trying to fool all their mutual friends. That way she gets to keep them. My advice is to let her. Someone that manipulative will eventually screw them over too and they'll realise they were in the wrong.
dcea 17
beacause breaking up is in no way simple. Everything but simple.
K_kanaka 26
I just felt like I read a scene for a sitcom.
MrConcise 35
It would be funnier with a laugh track and overdramatic actors, because the situation alone is depressing. Actually, this might have worked on Louie...
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya a sitcom where the boyfriend posts a fml trying to look innocent but when in reality he did cheat. where's the proof?
mfmylifesrsly 30
#59 why the **** would OP post a FML lying?
ElricMustang 23
Where's the proof that he did cheat? Why do you assume that he cheated?
slyde32 12
#59 are you the kind of girl who sits on Facebook and other social media sites whinging about how you can't find a nice guy and all guys are the same all they want is sex?
killer0689 20
it seems #59 does the same as the girl did. and she is a bloody cheat
emile_heskey 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Username... Also, **** bitches man
coming back in the future 30
It means "i am christy"
laden_swallow09 35
Ain't nothin but hoes & tricks.
Surge_Heart 12
I think the username was a play on the phrase stemming from the terrorist attack in Paris recently ..
crimsonprodigy 15
Did you confront her about it? You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.
DomiLove 26
I didn't cheat! She put it there! Not that believable especially if you already look like the bad guy to all your friends :/
Kielnmsoftly 26
But your "friends" should believe you if you tell them. I can't figure out why retards now a days have to make a reason to feel like a victim. Hope someone actually cheats on her ass and nobody cares then. Good luck getting this straightened out OP.
crimsonprodigy 15
Ideally it would've been better to say it during her discovery. GF " OMG whose panties are these? YOU CHEATED ON ME" BF "You put them there yourself... "
howard007 18
I suggest you to turn it on her and tell everyone it was a surprise and she was paranoid an instantly broke up and left you right away showing she wasn't worth it in the end.
incoherentrmblr 22
Some people get some sort of satisfaction by ruining another's credibility/status quo or by playing a victim...
chosha_fml 27
#6 And why do it anyway? She could have just lied to everyone else and the result would have been the same. It's not like her little drama scene was going to convince OP, even if he hadn't seen her put them there. He knows he didn't cheat.
foxmatrix15 8
What???? Confused. What u didn't mind asking her why she did that? U sound like she overpowered u and she wanted an excuse to dump u so she planted it there
ChristianH39 30
OP's girlfriend wanted to breakup with him, so she planted lingerie under the bed and later acted like she found it and it wasn't hers, thereby framing OP for cheating.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Wow, what an absolute bitch. I don't understand what happens in people's brains that they're capable of doing such terrible things to people they were dear to.
LittleBlackbird 20
Not to mention they make the other one seem like the bad person. Cheating is an awful thing to do, but faking someone's cheating at least just at much.
dragonrider1959 18
They were never dear to them, some people like this girl only date someone for the sake of dating someone.
Leafa 21
You did tell her you saw when she put it there right? Either way, fyl
quickit 24
What a little immature little rat-squid. If that's the type of person she is, you're far better off without her. I hope you can clear up your reputation OP.
nofreeusernames 10
Rat-squid. Love it
Zaketh2112 10
I'd have gone with sack of ****-pus, but rat - squid works too
ArturoRamirez 16
What a bitch.