Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Karma?
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Trust
Today, my dad trusted me to go driving by myself in his car. I foolishly celebrated by doing a jump heel click, landed awkwardly, threw my hand out to stop myself falling, and scraped the whole bunch of keys down the driver's door. He trusted me for like 3 seconds and I blew it. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Too late
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML
Licence to drive
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
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hockeygoalie13 15
Yikes. You might want to practice somewhere where you can't break anything. Empty parking lots are nice.
andy1500726 19
how bad was it?
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andy1500726 19
how bad was it?
Spyfiction 6
FML, bad
michaelaranda 28
that is a really pointless comment. as for op, tell your parents to take you to an empty parking lot if they let you drive again
184886837272837 32
Can't have been that bad if the car was only moving cuz he took his foot off the brake. Don't worry OP we all have driving stories like that from when we were first learning.
soccerstar1996 18
OP drives like a woman
brenton490 19
I can safely say lucky I have no story when I began driving because my first experience was a life or death on the freeway!! Crazy....
VonBlitzkrieg 27
#29, I was confused about that. how is it that he instinctively steps on brakes and accidentally lets go of the brakes? "I instinctively opened my parachute but in my panic I forgot to open it."
REALAfroninga 11
YDI. People have awkward moments when they are pressed into something that is new or threatening or nerve racking. I first drove an electric toy jeep before I was in kindergarten, then I drove quads, then I drove a guys dirtbike every now as again, now, I'm 18 and have been driving an actual car for a while. It was a natural transition. OP before you get into a car, learn the feel. That's why your foot didn't work with your head. If my car does something I didn't intend it to do, which is rare, I usually address the problem in under a second. It's a feel, not just some thing you hop into.
ohnowhyme123 15
sounds like you two had a productive crash course
Wakachulak 22
You know what the problem was? Your dad. Seriously! When I was learning how to drive, I only managed to make progress once I kicked my dad out of the car. After fifteen minutes of watching me drive perfectly, he was allowed back in, and kept his mouth shut for the rest of the lessons. Did wonders for my skills.
Voij 16
96, I don't think the father was the problem here, at least when judging by the wording of the FML. Unless, of course, the father forgot to explain where to find the break, gas or how to switch gears. Somehow, however, I doubt that he forgot that. I think it was really just the OP being way overexcited, then panicking and trying to "hit all the buttons" when things didn't go as he expected.
Zebediabolical 45
Your dad is a moron. Seriously. The second he gets out of the car the insurance that covers a learning drivers mistakes is null and void.
CarbonCoach 11
At #29 I first started driving when I was 10 and I never had an accident and hopefully never will have. I did however drive onto a cone once but yeah, if op made an honest mistake then hopefully everything turned out okay even if it was on purpose the horse hopefully didnt get hurt too bad.
pinkster2014 25
@#107, same. I started driving young and this has never happened to me before. That's why I practice in open parking lots first
052402 7
Same here I started driving at age 12 and I haven't had any accidents
JuliaaNoelle 26
I hit a mailbox the first time I ever drove... F our lives, OP
jazzy_123 20
I almost crashed my dad's car into our fence when I was first learning. I hit those brakes hard! haha. When we got out to see if it was ok, I was literally 2 inches from hitting it. That was a close one x)
spluver0005 17
I'm pretty sure running into your house is a little worse than hitting your mailbox
alc716 2
I almost crashed into a bus stop.
Bradley_Dillon 39
Are people really that bad? the first time I drove, it was in an industrial area 30 minites from home, drove for 15 minutes there, and then I drove perfectly (according to my dad anyways. I got lucky with my parking...) all the way home in traffic. How do people not know how to control a vehicle?
isuckwithnames 22
Same here #62. The worst thing I ever did was tap my neighbor's garbage can and even then I only did that because there was a dog without a leash in an area where I couldn't see and the person watching him wouldn't move him.
jazzy_123 20
62, everyone is different. At first I barely moved my arms to turn the wheel which made it difficult. Also, my dad was too precautious and it scared me. It wasn't until I did go carts that I understood I had to maneuver my arms more and use my body more than I was. It would have been helpful if I was told that sooner lol. So now I tell my friends who are learning to drive and it makes much more sense to them as well (:
SuperMew 22
I was in a car accident the first time I drove. However, it was the other drivers fault and no one was seriously hurt, he just ripped my bumper off. It scared the shit out of me and I have been a cautious driver ever since. However, my cousin is a very bad driver and has always been rather clumsy. She lost control of her vehicle and ran into a cow field. Then she hit someone's dog. She hasn't driven since.
PenguinBitch 44
I ran over someone's grandma the first time I used reindeer to maneuver my sleigh. -Santa
Mossears133 15
The most I hit the first time I drove was a curb, so I guess I did pretty good for 5 years old! (I only sat on my dad's and steered [he doesn't always make good decisions], but I still count it)
smokecloud_ 37
Christmas is over, 90!! Stay away for 11 months. >:p Still thumbed you up for making me giggle.
onlychildFTW 34
You people are all that bad? Really? Wow. First time I drove was on a public street, day time, other cars around. I hit NOtHING... It isn't that hard to not hot something... YDI OP for being an idiot.
hockeygoalie13 15
Yikes. You might want to practice somewhere where you can't break anything. Empty parking lots are nice.
Welshite 40
The good thing about growing up in the country is learning to drive on all the forgotten dirt roads. The bad thing about learning to drive on those forgotten dirt roads is getting so bogged down in mud that your father has to push you out and try to hide the evidence.
JennaNGood 21
Yeah it also helps (not saying OP's dad is a nervous wreck) when the other driver with you is calm and confident, although I'm not sure how confident I'd be if my child was backing up into our house. My mum took me up to the military base near where we lived (the maximum speed limit is 40 km) a couple times before I ever tried the open road or driveways.
juan3611 14
Sounds like there is a story behind that one lol
musicblaster 9
The first time I ever drove my mom let me drive a few blocks up to my grandparents' house down a narrow road. My brother started yelling that I was getting too close to the cars parked on the road, not realizing that I couldn't move any closer to the other lane because there was a car headed toward us. This made me freak out a bit especially since my mom was telling me one thing and my brother was telling me another.
jazzy_123 20
parents need to understand that when teaching us to drive they can't freak out because that freaks us out. I have my license and my parents still freak! One of my friends isn't as experienced so I teach him a few things and I don't panick. And be drives like a maniac; always speeding, but I've told him to improve that. You can't scare new drivers because that's how you'll cause an accident. Oh and also, for months my dad wouldn't let me turn on the radio or anything! But it worked because I'm probably the best driver out of all my friends (:
Topasofmagic 17
Depends on how the parking lot is. My first time was at an empty parking lot at a skiing resort, meaning big snow piles that acted as walls. My dad sat next to me and I blacked out, stepped on the gas pedal instead of the brake, forgot to turn the wheel and drove into a snow pile. But no worries, the car is fine, but I will have to wait a while to drive that car again... :^/
dextrementor 24
Is this perhaps your first time behind the wheel?
x_the_lancer_x 13
Someone needs to brush up on their common sense and critical thinking skills.
dextrementor 24
He didn't state in this that it was his first time driving, maybe his dad just decided to try to teach him again himself rather than spend money on drivers' training.
horneyhic 15
My dad taught me to drive a car when I was 15 and I still took driving lessons just for the insurance benefits just cause his dad is teaching him doesn't mean he's to cheap for the lessons.
isuckwithnames 22
Where I come from you have to go through driver's Ed I you under 18.
horneyhic 15
I think that should be true everywhere I have nothing against parents helping there kids practice but someone with a licence to lose should be teaching them the proper way as well
flufee2 27
Im guessing you wont be driving again...
Mightyrif 23
Your dad said "no" but your legs said "yes" to screwing up.
fordneagles 34
That sentence works just as well to another situation fathers would rather their children not get in ;)
Bluemonster3 26
Hope the damage wasn't too bad. Practice makes perfect though :) I nearly ran numerous people over when I first started to drive
SuperCasual 13
Please tell me you don't drive.
eatenByZombies 1
Nearly? I actually did hit people! They were okay though.
Rainhawk94 27
She's in England, I'm in the USA, yet i still feel endangered
onlychildFTW 34
God damn! You people SHOULD NOT DRIVE. It just takes common sense to not hit something. "People in front; stop." "Drifting left to curb; steer gentle to right." It isn't ******* rocket science. Holy **** people.
UrYousername 15
Rookie mistake
killakowalski 1
probably a girl
piedpiper303 29
hate to burst your sexist bubble but the gender symbol is for a boy
nightowl713 25
It happens to the best of us, OP. I hope the physical damage wasn't too costly and the emotional damage was low. Learn from this mistake and try try again! :)
cometkeeper00 3
No, it ******* doesn't. Backing into a house doesn't EVER happen to the BEST of us. We don't have to be reassuring or coddle on every single one of these. Sometimes the person just screwed up, it's their fault and they need to live with it without being coddled.