Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.
crimsonprodigy 15
Did you confront her about it? You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.
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Comments (123)
merica2015 2
what a bitch...
graphicstyle7 17
I hope you enjoy the fact that you dodged a MAJOR bullet. She's not worth worrying about anymore, find someone who actually knows how to behave like an adult.
Pyro3000 6
I'd tell the friends it was a gift for her and I'd point out that if there was a side girl involved you wouldn't be single right now.
RAndEM 9
Ouch.
kalbrek009 20
Good riddance to her...she was probably cheating on you anyways, or had plans to be with someone else...no sense in staying with such a fake person anyways
factsarelife 7
she was cheating on you dude. she had to have been.
reaxion 25
Just let her walk away. If she resorted to dirty tricks like that, she's probably got a bit on the side herself and needed a quick out with you.
RawrImaDin0 6
you also could of said that you bought the lingerie for her. But i dont know anyone thay would go to such lengths to stage aomething like that. Thats just cruel.
exception82 4
u should have confessed to the fake cheating by faking another cheating. that would show her!
NamelessFace 22
Don't worry, OP. One day she will be exposed for the passive-aggressive lying bitch she is, and then she'll be stuck alone with her and her foolish pride.