Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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mfmylifesrsly 30
damn wtf your girlfriend but be REALLY self conscious...o.0
acneegg 7
"Accidently" ;)
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Comments (97)
mfmylifesrsly 30
damn wtf your girlfriend but be REALLY self conscious...o.0
mfmylifesrsly 30
oops, must be**
fakeaccountX 6
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What a bitch.
mfmylifesrsly 30
lol it's okay pjman
AliaChen 5
I think she was joking
nirvanafan980 0
lmao
CaptainLo 0
This sounds like something from the "Exorcism."
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
did she used to live in the middle east wher they have to cover up and shit or does sh gave diabetic HIV cancer of the genitals/ibarra of anus
purple_zebras_ 0
hilarious
mynameiskate 0
55 is a *****..
MissMel_xo 0
she sounds like a freaking ggrreeaatt girlfriend.
iSitt 0
maybe she didn't want you to see she is a transvestite
banananut 0
how does that make her a bitch? she obviously has insecurity issues and that certainly doesn't make her a bitch. it's not her fault she's self conscious.
skittle68 0
wow I can't even imagine being that self conscious... I wander around the house naked quite a bit- my bf and I even like to have naked breakfast now and then lol
Unbannedban 0
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lol, did her ******* slap her in the face?
roxy999_fml 0
hh wow
ladidaday 0
lol, she sounds funn(: lol
onceuponapenis 0
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note to self: don't date a crazy psychopathic girl
AyeItsMobleyy 0
but that's when you can get Christian side hugs and stuff.
tianxing1012 0
=3 FTW
Anaxes 5
Knobless penis for the win?
ohSNAPyall 27
I think he's ridiculous for continuing to stand there while she screamed and crawled around because he was there. Just close the door, freakazoid.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
yes, because not the one who crawls around screaming is the freak here, right?
chloe2114 4
Anazes, no =3 is a YouTube channel that reviewed the song Christian side hug, the channel name is Raywilliamjohnson and he is really funny, you should check him out, :)
cumberbunny 17
Not psychopath. High-functioning sociopath.
Booskiesz 0
that's ridiculous !
5up3rTAN 0
I bet she was up to something sketchy
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well the first time I read it I read "Girlfriend cheating" haha
jnrmjluver 0
haha!!:P me too!:P
B3tty_Boop 6
omg,...I feel for you bud..hope that was only the first time....lol
matt5217 4
obvy "she" has a dick
ClaireBear9087 0
haha youre awesome.
skylerbz 0
hi there
itsbriiibaby 0
aww man, i seriously laughed out loud when i read this post. it's funny! you guys should lighten up on the dv.
Seana_fml 6
Wow, she really needs to grow up.
B3tty_Boop 6
I feel for her
acneegg 7
"Accidently" ;)
dizzaymizlizzay 11
"Accidentally" is the correct spelling. You fail.
starile 20
I don't think 12 was correcting the spelling so much as she was questioning whether it was an accident.
blocparty 0
acnegg, you look beautiful :)
DocBastard 40
blocparty, I hope you're a kid, because you're hitting on a 15 year old.