Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
je suis christy
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Anonymous
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
GirlishMan1883897
United States
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Top comments
GiantOctopusRulz 2
But now what will you wear when you want to feel sexy?
Intoxicunt 6
Get back at her. Sell it to me. :)
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Comments (103)
nike1 0
haha kinda fail!
Intoxicunt 6
Get back at her. Sell it to me. :)
purdyphish 3
Win ^
GiantOctopusRulz 2
But now what will you wear when you want to feel sexy?
jakedmagic 0
This. (is a big bag of win)
Flamersplamer 0
I'm a ******' moron, no two ways about it, son.
Flamersplamer 0
#5 is win
Flamersplamer 0
i agree with #10
Flamersplamer 0
i agree with #31 agreeing with #10 on #5's comment.
frankyboyc 0
haha that made me laugh :D
Flamersplamer 0
yes, you are a dumbass, congratulations on noticing after listening to yourself your whole life.
ScottieJo 8
You guys are all retarded. That is one of the worst comments I have ever seen, not just this site, but the entire internet.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What's sad is that Flamersplamer agreeing with himself for a stupid, worthless comment. I agree, one of the worst comments out there.
enders98 0
thats what you get for living in singapore
moonlight_daze 8
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, is she?
hornetchik 0
More like shes a fucken idiotic moron.
marymarymaryyy 0
She wouldn't recognize her own bra?! WTF?! I think every girl knows her underwear... She's really a moron. Or you cheat on her. ;P
Narzhul 0
And no panties? YDI
rukusrazor 0
In the cupboard? Lolwut?
barlessprison 16
cupboard = wardrobe.
v1kt4r 13
cupboard =/= wardrobe
Intoxicunt 6
It's just as good. Being small like me, you can change in cupboards, dryers, etc. Too bad it doesn't lead to Narnia.
rukusrazor 0
Gotchya... Still odd terminology. I now realize it's Singapore (I didn't before). Wiki: "A cupboard (pronounced /ˈkʌbərd/) or press (Hiberno-English) is a type of cabinet, often made of wood, used indoors to store household objects such as food and crockery, and protect them from dust and dirt. As the name suggests, this piece of furniture was originally a simple board or table on which to place cups or mugs - recorded use of such a name dates back to at least the Middle Ages. For the last few centuries, "cupboard" has referred to a storage area enclosed by doors."
lets_be_ian 5
As long as you are not climbing on it drunk and naked screaming about how you cannot (or want) to get to Narnia you should be O.K. Actually, you can do all of that too and still be fine... just make certain there are not any video cameras involved.
mountaindrue 0
fail lol sucks for u
Arcterion 0
This is a very interesting question indeed!