Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.
crimsonprodigy 15
Did you confront her about it? You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.
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Comments (123)
LethalSeamonkey 15
You should have accused her on cheating on you with another woman! O_o
5secondsofvvifi 21
I don't think most people would believe that one, but it's worth a shot considering how gullible their friends already are.
inz002 6
Trusting women... Well fuckit could've gone way worse.
G00N3R 19
You're better off without someone like that
youngindian 10
you need to reconsider your trust circle then
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
It's better to stay away from dumb girls like that, you're better off without her
Witchylady 18
She is a sneaky snake. Better of without her.
Tannasgh 22
Psycho...my ex-wife once tried to accuse me of cheating when she found a pair of pink panties in the wash. Turns out her sister, who was staying with us had gone for a swim in the apartment pool which had just been shocked with chlorine then threw her still wet, chlorine soaked bathing suit in the washing machine with my wife's purple underwear, turning them pink. I finally had to tell her to compare the waist size, brand, and cut to her before she grudgingly agreed and believed me.
lau1206 16
Shame on her. That's really bad and I'm sorry for you. But hey at least you know now what a crazy bitch she is...
Space_Teddy 29
Sounds like it's a good thing she is your ex now, people who can lie, betray you so easily and who sets up other people against you shouldn't be in your life anyway
yerrkiddingme 2
that's ******!!