Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.
crimsonprodigy 15
Did you confront her about it? You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.
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xpsychocatladyx 15
that seems a little extreme... be glad to be rid of her... find someone less nuts
sabbyheartswhat 23
OP I'd say if you know them, seek out her other exs. If there's a pattern she can't say you're ALL lying and she's just the victim over and over again. That's if you want/need to save your rep with the friends. But in other news: "**** that bitch!"
buckdharma 38
confess to your friends that you're a shameful cross dresser who now feels abandoned.
astropuff69 9
****.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
What a bitch. At least you caught her in the act.
theworstaccount 2
Why didnt u ask her what she was doing instead of just assuming it was for later?
joe1105 11
Why wouldn't you speak up when you saw her
cm1995_fml 10
It's sad that's everyone always believes the woman...? (and that's coming from one) what a bitch.
lyricalservant 21
Next time date a girl with a higher iq OP. Fyl
2ru 14
Sorry for the B.S., but she did you a favor. She's definitely from Crazy Town.