Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
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livgasms 4
urinal cake lol
sheenamaedc09 0
I've seen a used, bloody period pad stuck on the door of the public restroom stall. they were also nice enough to slap the walls with it. I think I'll take the cake..
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livgasms 4
urinal cake lol
GodsLittleMistak 8
^ win.
genesisnirvana 11
Just be glad that it wasnt shit and pee.
chuckychan 8
sugar high. sounds like one kick ass party.
chuckychan 8
Well what else could it be? Snow, mayonnaise, milk?
mduffy08 8
Oh good god... Semen!
LiveLaughFML 10
I feel like a hypocrite. what these boys did were wrong. they are 15 years old and should know that not everyone is fortunate enough to even ate a slice of bread daily in these economical times. but then again, if that were me & my friends, we'd probably mess around and have some fun too. but not in that type of manner, that is just gross and disrespectful. :/
Keyman1212 14
You know what's gross and disrespectful? Your grammar. But for real, so is smearing cake everywhere. It's better than shit though!
DizzyDemon0 9
These things happen.
wooni0104 2
Oh I think that was my party..
LiveLaughFML 10
#52 okayy buddy, calm down. there's no reason for you to get offended over one comment. this is FML, not school. as long as I'm not typing Lyke Diss there's no reason for to complain =]
PutItIn 8
That wasn't icing.
ducttapewallet 7
Is OP sure it was cake? I mean, was it chocolate cake?
dre_bro11 12
OP could always lick it to see...
lifesgooood 0
Hahahaha have fun
BraBrando 0
My little brother and his friends once threw cake on the ceiling in pizza pizza. It's been a couple years and you can still see some stains.
Tennispro349 2
So the cake isn't a lie after all.
MILFSaregood 7
The smiley face is a nice touch:) i think they liked the food atleast
ducttapewallet 7
If you had taken more of an advantage of that gaming meme, you would know the cake never was a lie. I should know, I'm made of duct tape.
doodlingdavid 0
such a waste of cake. Shouldn't they be more mature?
BelleBelle_fml 11
Based on the way they acted I'm thinking they've had enough cake. Sugar high FTW!
duckman9 55
you know the OP was talking about teenagers right? the words teenager and mature dont really fit in the same sentence. I'd rather go for teenager and "get off my lawn".
DeLpHe3zY 7
im sure you can put it to better use
Bleachfan_fml 0
We're not all like that. But we all are a bit insane. I just know that my actions have results. But the Op just described almost everyone else at my high school. It's hell just going there.
bigtaytay 13
u gotta clean the bathrooms? damn the hosts and hostesses at the restaurant i work dont do shit
Idonebeenhad 17
how thoughtful of them
metallicshadow 16
hey at least it wasnt piss and shit they covered the bathrooms with
BraBrando 0
I've been lucky enough to see that... the public bathroom where I work. Oh god the horrors, it was everywhere dammit!
crazychick1269 7
true....
BraBrando 0
It now reminds me of the scene in daddy day care haha
mooocow1 5
Did the 'cake' happen to be chocolate?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Should have eaten it anyway, cake is cake.
danielreader22 4
So OP should eat cake that's all over a urinal? That's pretty disgusting if you ask me.
LiveLaughFML 10
lolol 7 is being sarcastic.
rayrayray23 1
I did that once.
Glitterhinoceros 14
The interwebs really needs a sarcastic font.
Tcaret300 12
$@rc@$m FtW
ImmortalRiot 1
Herpes is also Herpes
heyIMnice 0
wtf.... *********** is....... disgusting
mrbobmarley4 8
What's wrong with you?
stormchaser24 24
dang. sorry op. but where I work people use poo and draw on the wall with it. so you are lucky but still FYL.
iampetard 0
Just be happy it wasent shit everywhere
123jade456 0
boys...
ifailplzinsultme 0
girls...?
BraBrando 0
Cats!?
crazychick1269 7
boys!!! it's always the guys:P
ifailplzinsultme 0
C-C-C-Combo breaker