Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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warsun 27
I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.
crimsonprodigy 15
Did you confront her about it? You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.
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at0micmin3r 23
You were saved from a life of heartache, dude. She'll get hers eventually. Life always works that way. What goes around comes around.
codyslong 12
you should have turned it around and said they were yours. it would have blown everyone's mind
GrayStar145 7
These hoes ain't loyal
BrotherPhil 35
"What the hell are THESE?" "Well, I might be mistaken Honey, but they look very much like the ones I saw you putting under there about 3.30 this afternoon." - (I'm guessing that if she did a drama routine, then she was hamming it up for an audience. )
Hateton1 0
At least it wasn't drugs, and you are on your way to prison.
jude_iscariot 7
I don't see the point of her actions unless she really believes you are cheating. If she found them there and you're not cheating, you know she planted them there. If you are cheating, maybe you'd be fooled. And as far as anybody else knows, this never even happened - she could've simply told people it did. It's kinda weird that she went out of her way and invented evidence to present to you as if you wouldn't know it was fake. Basically, I'd say you're better off now, because either she really thought you were cheating, or she's really that delusional that she thinks her actions make sense. In either case, you're fine now.
EclipseCandy6 24
What a *****.
kidbox101 3
sounds like she needs a brain transplant lol
thisismyhead 25
Wow that's ****** up
kialuvsyoo 3
YDI for dating the clinically insane.
Jinxsie 27
How do you know if she was insane before this?