Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
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Top comments
Riceball_fml 0
Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.
immafiremylaser 0
wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.
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Comments (112)
ivdrscg 2
owned.
xxbadassbitchxx 0
why the **** do u have womens clothing??? r u gay? o.O
IsntThisAwkward 0
to be gay doesn't mean you wear girls clothes. inquiry fail.
sashalynn 0
if that is you in that picture, you have yellow teeth... x__x
trilliamme 0
Poor guy.
immafiremylaser 0
wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.
Riceball_fml 0
Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.
Vasir 2
Why do you wear girl shirts?
yeaboiii 0
aww man that sucks waiiiittt why you wearin girly clothing??? if someone was to go so far as to say that u wear girls clothes....MASCULINITY CHECK AISLE 4
immafiremylaser 0
I do believe thats aisle 5. Aisle 4 is wear you buy pasta.
tokintot07 0
niceeeee^^^
sasquatch282 0
Did you explain and did she drop her accusation?
fylisbetter 0
you people dont realize that most crossdressers are straight?
ccclaire_ 0
number 3 i love you