Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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Top comments
abu4u 26
It's ok as long as he sounds like Morgan Freeman.
rhysfucker 24
You need curtains or blinds.
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Comments (82)
xSavaqee 12
If you were having sex in the car, then I think you deserve it. Get a room so you won't have those voice overs.
sincerelystc 10
YDI.
emeraldisle 30
There's a button for that.
Carnaxa 8
I laughed so hard
demonddm 24
nice. did he do a good job?
abNormal62 23
So did it impact the moment? Or was the color commentary accurate and able to enhance the moment?
sunnyskys 25
damn all you need is a good voice over to get the mood going
iPixiee 23
You're lucky, I need to pay someone to do that.
buckdharma 38
This is Tom Peeping your man on the street bringing you today's weather. There's some morning fog rolling in, so visibility is low, but it looks like it's gonna be a hot one today. So take off those jackets, and sweaters, and pants...
Jake42100 17
Sorry op but that is hilario
150493x 29
It's just really creepio
Cozy_Blanket 16
So the question we all wanna know is, did you guys stop?!
jaymartino86 10
Was is Mortal Kombat voiceovers? That would have been dope. "ROUND 1 FIGHT!.... FINISH HER!... Flawless Victory"
vikky538 29
I was just thinking of the guy from cosmos TV show... voice over...LMFAO...