Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Hot and heavy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
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runmymouth 0
I've actually done that before to my girlfriend.
sarahhha 0
phone sex is boring.
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Comments (47)
casanova_fml 0
either you failed.....or he was tired. girlsgenerally get turned on by more than the eyes....guys...mostly eyes. try using a webcam......tho....might not necessarily want a recording of that
runmymouth 0
I've actually done that before to my girlfriend.
TheEmoSuperman 16
me too
holynemesis1208 3
aww im sorry...that really sucks even though that has never happened to me thats really ****** up you should have called him back and woke him up.
TheAlxEnigma 0
i've done that before :S
youhavenoidea 0
damnnn no.5 your lucky
eschreib 0
i did that to my boyfriend 2 nights ago
alycat927 0
I asked my boyfriend is he would ever fall asleep during phone sex on me, and he said it would be my fault because either I wore him out too much or I didn't keep him entertained... how would that be my fault? I know what thats like is what I mean... that really sucks
sarahhha 0
phone sex is boring.
Rawr6591 21
Agreed
Coeliacchic93 21
I've never really got the idea of it, I'd rather actually make love with my boyfriend than talk dirty on the phone and play with myself :/
Purexinsanity 46
#45, can't speak for OP but some people are in a long distant relationships and phone sex is all they have
TenaciousDave11 0
I fell asleep talking to my girl after phone sex a couple times. It's ok, she fell asleep after the first time we did it so I think we're even lol.
frequentuser 0
I do that on a regular basis.