Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Top comments
daringtoride 27
WHY would you have sex in the shower when there was a chance your mum or dad would be home, come home early, etc? Goodness.
ilikebikes7 3
Did you get a towel?
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Comments (62)
daringtoride 27
WHY would you have sex in the shower when there was a chance your mum or dad would be home, come home early, etc? Goodness.
kingotter 4
Because a horny mind does some stupid things
tmaq973 7
Doesn't matter, had sex?
tralala453 22
She could always have come home unexpectedly.
SlenderMann 10
At least she didn't walk IN the bathroom...
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Lol #1's name fits the FML.
loloalltheway 23
#1 i won't like your comment because it has 69 likes, DON'T RUIN IT PEOPLE!!!
CorruptAngel920 18
1- Well we don't know the whole story. OP's mom could have visited their apartment without notice!
silverhelms 5
Ah the irony
KrazieKleo 13
49- I disliked your comment because it had 13 thumbs down. I'm hoping people get it to 69 or above soon...
defferwa 9
My brother and his girlfriend have sex every morning and my mom, dad, and I are up.
kyragoat 2
Why is parents being home a reason to not have sex?
janro72 10
idk maybe the couple lives together and the mother wanted to pay them a surprise visit..
chocolateisyum 12
Now you know not to have sex when your parents are home! At least she didn't accidently or purposefully walk in.
OhAidan 7
On the bright side, she seems like a nice lady.
Beeftinkle 13
Why the hell would the mom do something like that, bitch mind your own business.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Well 37, it was HER house and HER son. So, the "bitch" was minding HER business.
A7XCamaro 19
48 - It doesn't say anywhere that it was at the mothers house.
ilikebikes7 3
Did you get a towel?
Feared 9
It actually has a fancy name, and it's pronounced "doo-sh".
happle 21
I don't think a douche and a towel are the same thing.
Stefan1994 7
I'm sorry 30, but you're very incorrect.
LarryLaDouche 13
#68 It looks as if an alien is trying to bust out of you...
Jakeymd 9
Maybe he was at his own house and his mother let herself in.
beachchick9498 5
Ugh my mom does this all the time! Sadly, I don't have to worry about her walking in on me having sex...forever alone:(
gman90210 18
I agree you a good looking woman don't see why your forever alone. But I am in the same boat. Forever alone.
retyi43 14
oh yeah.. you'll need a towel alright. and maybe a second shower
cyborgmexican 6
Why would you have sex with your mom in the house????
kriz_allizwell 6
He had sex with his girlfriend, not his mom, jeez...
ichliebekekse 11
I'm pretty sure he meant it to mean, why would you have sex, while your mom is in the house?
ShyAnn29 15
8, this is why it's important to use commas.
Inheritance 10
I prefer to have sex with my mom outside of the house.
superminty 18
Ah, English morphosyntactic ambiguity. It's really more a problem of inflection than commas.
RedPillSucks 33
And this, Internet kiddies, is why grammar is important.
alfred07 18
Personally speaking that I thought that your meaning was apparent.
mimiminx 23
Something different? You crazy people, you!
aJaguarinRed 9
I know! I'm thinking, this is different? Ha!
michael99man 5
Invite her in there.
ilikebikes7 3
What sort of relationship do you have with your mother?
LolPieRofl 11
Apparently his mom is a MILF to him
RedPillSucks 33
Well, that's something different.
st333ph 12
OH GOD GOD NO.
ambitiousnygrl 17
Not funny 10. Just no!
kkillaj 5
What's so fml about this? I'd just say yeah we do she's pretty wet
PeteyPablo12308 20
Well I can see why yours didn't get picked..
smilequeed0222 7
You live with your mom? I bet thats sexy
OhAidan 7
Nah, she just visits often.