lolcaption2324
United States
Today, I pulled a girl out of the way of a car. She yelled at me because I made her drop her phone, which then got run over. FML
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entermyusername 8
Should've saved her phone and let her get hit.
gogo44444 28
So did you get her number?
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gogo44444 28
So did you get her number?
SystemofaBlink41 27
*still gives the dude fake digits*
coltonwhiteboy 2
Best question to ask for real
lolcaption2324 13
Actually, I knew the girl, and my number is on her phone. Well, was on her phone
xdafuze 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't think her number would be useful seeing as her phone is broken
CaptainBat 9
That's the point of the joke
entermyusername 8
Should've saved her phone and let her get hit.
Livelife121 30
She'd probably be more grateful too if OP did.
rekdovah 11
She probably said that was uncalled for.
lolcaption2324 13
No, actually she yelled, "It should've been you b*tch!" And "what the h*ell?"
lolcaption2324 13
I posted a follow up! This one was supposed to be a reply.
PotatoesAndCake 26
#55 Holy shit, she actually said that?! What a bitch!
itsjustemcee 18
Wow, I'm really sorry to hear that. Maybe she'll realize the good in what you did when she matures some more.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I hope she nearly gets hit again, and there's nobody nice enough around to save her. That way, one less moron running amok if she gets killed.
itsjustemcee 18
It sucks that you were criticized for doing a good deed :( Hopefully this doesn't stop you from helping other people in the future! It's okay OP, you did the right thing!
DeathAngelsKiss 12
Some people are ungrateful.. I'm sorry op, she should've been more appreciative.
Allusivness 21
Well next time you know to push her so she can be thankful!
SargeRho 6
No good deed goes unpunished... :/
ERaj1123 18
I would've pushed her right back in front of the car to support natural selection!
Tripartita 45
That would be artificial selection.
MassiDelta 28
Technically people are natural so it could still be considered natural selection
Tripartita 45
If you're okay with using a broad and incorrect definition, /all/ selection can be natural. I'm afraid I won't be hiring you for my prestigious group of geneticists.
SecundusSecunda 27
Natural selection involves nature "selecting" those genetic traits which help an organism survive in its environment the best, while also taking into consideration the fitness of said organism. -An evolution student
be82tw 17
@12. No. Human selection, or selective breeding, only occurs if there is a systematic attempt to encourage or discourage specific traits. In this context, early domesticated plants and animals were initially the product of natural selection with selective breeding only occurring relatively recently in history. One person pissing off another person enough for the second person to push them into traffic would count as natural selection, if it happened enough without a systematic effort. Oh, and also as murder.
dragoongirl90 34
I say it was natural selection for the car to hit her, OP interfered and this pushing her back into traffic would be correcting the artificial selection and puts it back to the original selection category.
Xigax 6
...someone failed seventh grade biology
arp2169 8
Should of let her get hit, then you could FML about how you didn't stop her