Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
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Top comments
w_introuble 25
When passion hits and comes, you forget everything. It's ok though, don't worry about it too much :)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Makes you wonder what else the humble window washer sees in their career
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Comments (88)
w_introuble 25
When passion hits and comes, you forget everything. It's ok though, don't worry about it too much :)
Damian95 16
Now that's a *lowers sunglasses* windowpane....
suplarai 12
Nice pun, but really tho that's embarrassing
michaelaranda 28
shut up number 35
184886837272837 32
I just saw OP on pornhub... he saw a lot
gczizza1997 15
What I wonder is, how long was he there before they noticed? Did he just keep installing the window, because op does say she doesn't know how much he saw. If he was caught right away it wouldn't be a lot..
strapper88 6
Is there a LML website? If there is someone check it.
Metallica36176 16
I didn't get the feeling they got caught. I just got the feeling that when they were done and went about their business they realized he was there. If you get caught....you have a good idea how much they saw because of the timing and the look on their face. (If its not surprise, theyre creepy and have been watching awhile)
Sports_guy3 28
Trying not to laugh...
thefastnfuryass 14
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thefastnfuryass 14
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Verina 10
"Shut up meg"
Star928 7
Well.... you couldn't have SEEN that coming, could you, OP?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Ba dum tish...on your head...with a hammer. Sorry, only joking. :)
NoMore_CoolNames 14
9- Really? C'mon you can do better than that.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I know :( But alas, the window of opportunity has closed for this particular FML. ;)
Sandsh8rk 36
Did he charge extra?
Gingerette 8
OP should charge! There's good money in that! >: )
Sandsh8rk 36
My profile picture has been related to an FML way too many times! :P
GingaNinja01 15
If anything, he'd lower the charge! Everyone loves live ****!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Makes you wonder what else the humble window washer sees in their career
StompinOnCrayons 15
Especially while washing those dirty hotel windows c;
Ian7890 23
Watch the window repair guy comment on this.
StephWALKER 17
Isn't that how porno's start? ;-)
abbyycarper 13
Did he stay to watch??
SherlockWho 6
Well, that's a sticky situation.
Sandsh8rk 36
Leave. Now.
184886837272837 32
Sherlock I feel bad for you... I always see your comments and they're always buried because of all the down votes
Rainhawk94 27
No shit Sherlock
username53001 7
I hope that wasn't too pane-ful.
Pstraka6 20
I can assure you that he has seen worse. Besides it makes for a good story!