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🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MulticoloredSlug
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
gettinghotinhere
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
Anonymous
Arvada, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Booming
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
awkwardbf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romance ain't dead
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
alltern8ive
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Like in the movies
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
KrissyBearr
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
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sarahjane86 0
romantic
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.
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Comments (156)
sarahjane86 0
romantic
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
romance his dick
VolcomTL 0
I disagree.
kaijapapaya 0
I love it when a man takes control. So that's pretty dang sexy in my opinion!
carpediemryders 0
no #29 people are not to lazy to get naked and do it, females on the other hand have become to lazy to suck a dick. women want all that emotional, lovey dovey cuttle shit, and we give it to them, but we can't get a bj!
kemolegend907 0
#29 I a agree I mean I don't really care for bjs if when I hv sex I want it to be full on sex not a girl putting my dick in her mouth, it's just stupid
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#69 do you know how I know your gay?
Bees_fml 0
His gay?
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.
shakethat 10
agree with #69 but I'm a girl.
GuitarSauce 0
lmao #76
DocBastard 40
FMLiest, he didn't say that he *thinks* he owns a gay, he said that he personally *knows* his gay. I'm not sure what a gay is, but it sounds awfully happy!
free2speak 14
haha that's hilarious! I don't see how it is a FML. I love a guy with a sense of humor. if you don't want him OP and he is cute, send him along this way. I find that attractive since I am usually the assertive one in the relationship.
Star18lk 0
#47 Lovey dovey cuddle shit??? Are you a manhoe or something? Do you just like sex and not care about womens feelings?
polarbear101 0
LMFAOOO!!!
calililly93 0
Funny. I told my boyfriend the same thing and he proceeded to kiss my neck and recite some beautiful poetry in German and nibbled on my ear. Guess I win and well, you don't. Find a better one, OP. =D
venomxprodigy 0
b.s and btw no one gives A shit
AtomicShit 0
Swallow
yucayucatan 0
I know most girls can't, buy you guys here, can't you separate sex from love? ffs!
The_DOctor_On_Ca 0
says the guy who has never had good head. . .
hellomynameisada 0
how is that bad?
DumDum999 0
Here's a tip, OP. NEVER ask to see his romantic side. It might hurt.
dirtygreek 3
Every time you kiss her after she gives u a bj u kissing your own dick dude
dayve 0
haha
Haterman123 0
smoothe move! did ya like it?!
x_Cupcakes 0
Maybe he just doesn't have a passionate side...
IcyHell 0
that is he's passionate side :o
Zmeilerr 22
#4 his*
IcyHell 0
got lazy to correct it hurr
harviss12 8
u deserved it
ShadyFTW1 0
agreed
MexRomeo 0
eyyy Niño Torres!!!!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
LIVERPOOOOL! :D
LindseyyMariee 0
maybe that was his passionate side?
wallyb18 0
;)
alfredrog 0
doesn't get more passionate than that :)
seanders 10
Jesus 2, have any back problems?
charlesnk7 0
i have that passionate side also
imperialtl 12
Wouldn't mind getting that passionate with you - LindseyMarie
Rizzen 27
thirsty ass^
brewi 0
he'll show you his if you show him yours first.
sourgirl101 29
Haha, I did that when I was a young child. The boy later followed me around the playground claiming it wasn't fair that he "didn't see anything" and that I should show him again.
ImBeingLiedTo 0
that method never work
RedPillSucks 33
Didn't see anything and you should show it again, huh? *furiously writes stuff down* Hey, anyone want to see my etchings?
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
TURTLE :}
shootingstar13 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
LMFAAAAO dat sumting my bf woould do
ShadyFTW1 0
Is he an illiterate redneck like yourself?
vicki2354 0
HAHA! not nice.
Sadochan 0
8, learn to spell. ******* dumbarse. It's people like you that I want to just ******* slap. Go die.
_krispy 0
i knOw, Liik3e fcuken l3@rn h0w 2 sp3Ll, yOoh dumb@r$h3
5t3ff1k4h 47
132 - I think you over did it.
buttercup28 0
that's so cute!!!
gusgus36 5
hmmm I hope you're kidding.
Jizwold 0
i want to pinch ur cheeks, #26
BleakAsFcuk 0
26 & 66; I guess you don't understand sarcasm?
akaashR 0
you asked for it :P
xStiina 0
yummy.