Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML
nomorealcoholeva tells us more.
Followup for asked questions! I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox. I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes. And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that. And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom
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rebelbelle 17
sounds like drunk you is pretty smart
logic368 8
Your landlord is Jesus? Sounds like all you can do is pray...
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Comments (31)
rebelbelle 17
sounds like drunk you is pretty smart
feven 32
Lol that's a difficult story to tell. "I broke into my own house."
sstahpp 33
#2..think you need to read that again
Dlzq 22
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Do weed instead, not as bad for you, and it won't **** over your mind like that.
Magnettik 16
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Do meth --'
Dlzq 22
Nah nah, meth'll **** you up. Funny thing is, people are instantly afraid of weed cause it's illegal. They don't know anything about it, just assume it's worse than smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol.
gabagabaheyu 10
With meth you'd be breaking into other people's homes instead of your own.
Laylette 21
or you'd be breaking... ...bad.
jaymartino86 10
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Weed is decriminalized now. Unless I'm mistaken the only way you could ever get in serious trouble is if your growing too much with a permit or growing it at all without a permit or if you're selling too much of it. It's fully legal in 2 states I believe. Other states are trying as well.
Dlzq 22
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And it will be legal, just like it should be. It's no worse than alcohol or cigarettes. Other drugs like coke, meth or heroine is dangerous as shit, and is illegal like it should be. Weed is not bad.
Meettitan 14
It's not decriminalized in FL possession is a crime here still (such a shame, really), and it's federally a "Schedule 1" narcotic with "no medicinal benefits whatsoever". I wish it was legal.
manowarkidd 8
we had a police man come into our class and say weed grown natrally or not or laced with other drug or not is the equivlant of 15 cigarettes
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
Weed is legal where i live.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Good luck explaining why you broke a window when you had a key the whole time, that's going to go down well lol
ohSNAPyall 27
"I found the key afterwards."
kutemotoka 15
Your drunken side is pretty smart if you ask me
Skoff_fml 27
Might want to drink less, or invest in harder to break windows
wazzup206 7
Did you use the key to break the window?
annihil8or 15
OP probably used an axe.
abNormal62 23
Congratulations! You successfully MacGyver'd your way out of this If they ever relaunch the show you should apply
nomorealcoholeva 9
The female mcgyver! I will happily fill that part
Jinxsie 27
You got inside, didn't you?! Be proud, you drunk(former) SOB!