Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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Top comments
abu4u 26
It's ok as long as he sounds like Morgan Freeman.
rhysfucker 24
You need curtains or blinds.
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Comments (82)
dannnngthatsux 19
Classic! +1 for the homeless person.
AngryHobo1 1
Best thing I read all day
Puppo 2
Dude close da window...
sewaterson 3
This is brilliant
Tsukiyomi 16
You deserved that one
not_for_u 10
I want to meet this homeless guy. We can be friends????
nikkyham011 7
Quick question: What was he saying
AlysiaChanel 16
Thats some funny shit
twilight2002 17
now Thats funny lol
ftpallday666 16
That is.... hilarious