scarredforlife
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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scarredforlife
Palmerston North, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
ThoroughlyCreepedOut
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
peachykeen
Savannah, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice day for it
Today, the most action I had on Valentine's day was a homeless guy pulling his dick out at me as I walked home from work. FML
traumatized house keeper
Munster, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
What a jerk!
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
ssjfml
Copenhagen, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML
trolls have hit the gutters
Durham, United Kingdom
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Anonymous
Lake Forest, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
NoNaMe
Australia
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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red_headforlife 15
GET OUT. FAST.
expertsmilee 26
Staring contest with a twist it would seem
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red_headforlife 15
GET OUT. FAST.
uhhSavage 22
Or stay and let the man finish. You're attractive enough to wank to, embrace it.
chanta24 10
Really, it's a compliment to your looks
HKCgrimmjow 15
I would have wanked right back! How rude of you
ironichalibut 24
I can't help but wonder what would happen if you started a wank-war with a homeless man.. Would it become an epic struggle, with people forming a ring of a crowd, entranced by the surreal situation? What would the challenger even do? Take it too far?Could the hobo suddenly become disgusted at your 'head' on approach? And what would your mother say?
zandalee 20
Thank you 36. Best laugh all day ;)
ise3 10
Or it could be the start of a porno
Zmeilerr 22
oh
zandalee 20
No, more like ohhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhh
expertsmilee 26
Staring contest with a twist it would seem
jipster 11
I would be more awkward if OP was a man.
gotaplanstan 28
I would be too 43... I would be too.
therealafroninga 10
You blinked....
cuppycakeslove 20
Turn around and walk away FAST
Grauncho 27
Turn around and give him something to stare at while he finishes? I like your style.
EVILREDINSOMN1A 6
He must have been a real jerk-off
Grauncho 27
We got a real ******* comedian over here, ladies and gentlemen.
fireysaje 10
Haha 69 points
hugozac88 22
Ok that's just nasty
Grauncho 27
Gosh, are you sure about that?
sig4life 18
Nasty would be OP getting his/her self off also..... A race to the finish. Seriously, you know you can stop staring and walk away right?
meekthekit 6
At least he didn't start crying and run away.
Pro_Nothing 9
Or crying and masturbating
FRB 8
Then ask him why did he not break up with you before the trip?
hienzburgess 9
this is a TERRIBLE previous FML reference.
cuppycakeslove 20
I don't think it's a reference... just commented on the wrong post
Grauncho 27
And you didn't help a brotha out? Rude.
hienzburgess 9
That's what I'm saying. Some people need to let go of fear and learn to replace it with better, happier emotions. For instance, OP could've been flattered instead.
Thundering_Jibbs 13
All a part of the new clothing the homeless initiative, jack-it for a jacket!
tj5810 21
Whack-it for Jackets. Tugs for shrugs. Wanks for tanks.
RedPillSucks 33
yanks for Yanks?