Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
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Tripartita 45
As others have suggested, he might've been watching a video. My **** always rings the doorbell before I watch it.
neawalkerthebear 15
So I hope that's now your ex-boyfriend. I'm so sorry OP you deserve someone who isn't a cheater.
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Comments (59)
jayemerald17 25
maybe he was watching a video? I hope so because if not he deserves to be with that faker
danman27 15
Because **** can ring a doorbell.
jayemerald17 25
I forgot the doorbell lol
DoomSkuller 28
There's often a doorbell ringing IN the video, though I think OP would've heard the "plot" dialogue as well...
carly3526 16
Maybe his friend came over and they watched **** together
neawalkerthebear 15
So I hope that's now your ex-boyfriend. I'm so sorry OP you deserve someone who isn't a cheater.
stingray112 24
The longest known dream is a little over a minute.
Mylehz 13
Yeah I'm not one to hop on the bandwagon of "I hope now EX boyfriend" but I sure hope he's an ex, cheaters are a waste of human
teentee401 37
Also, if cheating isn't a good enough reason to break up, maybe the fact that he was stupid enough to keep the call going while cheating--instead of just hanging up--is a good enough reason.
fmypatheticlife 15
Hopefully he's your ex now, op!
Lt_Senpai 21
I hate cheaters. Sorry to hear this happen to you OP.
Psyqiik 18
****
PePziNL 20
Corn
blueyekai 17
Horn
Dodge4x4Ram 46
TRUST. it's like some people truly have no clue what it means. that's when I do my part & throw a dictionary there way. how hard is up to you.
phoneaddict13 29
their
GhostFox 34
OP's boyfriend knows what trust is, he just knowingly used it to take advantage of her. What he doesn't know the definitions of are loyalty, honor, and basic human decency.
may14th 26
I think you're the one who needs a dictionary
Shade1982 21
Or he knows them and just doesn't care. Not knowing the definitions sounds like it might somehow not be their fault. I'm sure plenty of people actually knowingly act like that...
Fmelikeuhateme 24
Well... her boyfriend definitely knows what THRUST is :v
dominguez89 6
Omg! Someone is in trouble ?
Tripartita 45
As others have suggested, he might've been watching a video. My **** always rings the doorbell before I watch it.
Tripartita 45
I should clarify: when I say MY ****, I don't mean **** that I've starred in—which isn't to say I've been in **** at all! Tripartita would be a terribly nerdy **** name! Ha. Don't search for it.
Shade1982 21
Dear god, please keep replying, your comments are gold :P. [EDIT] Just for good measure, I did do a Google search :P. Nothing interesting so far :(...
schnegg 14
#8 good idea, but I think she recognised his voice (or his grunts) and therefore can tell that it wasn't ****.
hellobobismyname 24
#22 - Woosh!
FlutterLoud 29
I'm sorry OP, I bet you two will have a lot to talk about. I hope things work out good for you, you deserve somebody who's loyal to you. (And he deserves a faker ;) )
tigerisabelle 31
Three FMLs in this one. 1) Your boyfriend is an idiot. 2) Your boyfriend is a cheater. 3) He's so bad at sex girls have to fake with him. Definitely definitely FYL OP
UserError94 18
Maybe he just put "fake ****** after doorbell" in his delivery requests at dominos