Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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Nasa1225 1
You would have gotten a YLS from me if it weren't for your blind hatred and calling them would be murderers. So, for your own stupidity and hatred, you 100% totally deserved it.
elodymayweeble 7
More accidents in the united states occur from drivers eating than talking on cellphones.
trismagestus 19
Is your response to that: "So people should be able to talk on cell-phones!" or "So people shouldn't be allowed to eat in their cars!" If you're arguing the first, I will look at you sadly.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
While the loathing isn't the best solution, I see it as the OP trying to save him/herself and others; because of this, I'm on your side!
scotty35503 5
"Would-Be-Murderer"??? So people who have discussions with passengers in their car are murderers, as well?? There no difference. Stop trying to manage people's freedom because of fear and maybe things like this wouldn't happen.
greeneye_fml 12
Its not "fear" its a FACT that losers who talk on their cell phone while driving cause a huge number of accidents. Quit defending the brainless chatterboxes who can't shut the **** up.
eccentrix 12
So when you're talking to someone in your car while driving you keep a hand off the wheel?
jessemae11 0
That's what you get asshole :-)
Ninjasaurus18 9
OP, I know what you mean. Once when I was walking across the street on a walk signal in a crosswalk, on a busy-ass intersection some chick on the phone was giggling and laughing hysterically. She hit me. Not very hard, but hard enough that she decided to get out of her car and bitch at me for getting a scratch on her car from the keychain on my backpack. She was the one driving into a crosswalk when it said walk. But yeah, drivers on their phones need to stop. If you have anything important enough to say to someone, you better pull your ass over, or at least talk in an area without many people and be careful.
greeneye_fml 12
I hate assholes who yack on the phone while driving too. The commenters criticizing you probably yack on their phones while driving like idiots too.
Angelbaby64 0
Mind your own business!
MissPixy 7
a negitive action will always have a negitive conciquence....ok u tried to do the right thing but i woulda just taken the time n date n her lincence numver and report to the cops thats what i do with ppl who drink n drive n coz i work at hungry jacks in australia its funny....people come for awsm service but drink n drive they get awsm service and a fine all in one day!! what bliss!!
xoxotati 1
Oh the irony