Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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radiocaf 29
I stand by your decision OP as I agree with you! Hope insurance pays out in your favour.
Inediblepeaches 15
You deserved it. It's not your place to try and "fix" things. That's a police officer's job, and unless you plan on becoming one, just focus on getting from point A to point B in one piece.
aaahhhfire21 0
Maybe mind your own ******* business op the accident is your fault for being so hung up on what some one else is doin if that were me in the other car I woulda punched your teeth straight down your throat
brohamas16 7
Well whose fault is that?
Pazu_fml 10
The one who was paying so little attention to the road that a sudden noise prompted her to slam her car into another?
bwtchinheels 0
I don't get that FML at all. ...
Musiqevol 0
Bet she learned her lesson
oneleggedbeauty 0
Now i hate to say it. Ydi dude. Talking on tje phone isnt bad its tthe same as talking to a passanger. If she was texting thats different
bbka 1
there's no law against it, so you had no right to honk
Akkuze 9
OP is from UK... There is a law against it...
Hellostarshine92 10
Serves you right! Maybe you should pay more attention to what's going on in front of you rather than what's going on in the car next to you...
tappm98 22
This has ydi written all over it!