Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Beep beep
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Classic scam
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Coming through!
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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blondebrunette11 4
Asian drivers nowadays...
IAmClay 24
Asian?
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
Trisha_aus 15
Why not chat after you're home safe? Jeez, I equally hate these 'would-be murderers'
Noremac42 8
If your eyes were on her then they were not on the road. You caused the accident with an unwarranted honk so YDI.
hatesfate 6
Just as I hate these idiots who don't use a hands free device, idiots like you are no better. There was no reason to use your horn, you got what you deserved. Sadly, it will likely have to be her insurance to pay for your stupidity. On a side note: is it against the law in the OPs area to not use a hands-free device if anyone happens to have that knowledge?
KyuuketsukiApple 30
44- In the UK, it is illegal to drive while using a mobile phone unless using a hands-free kit.
vausey 4
It's illegal to talk on the phone If you have to hold the phone. It is also illegal to answer the phone by touching it even of you have hands free connected. They even get funny about it when you're parked up and your foot is on the brake pedal and you're talking on the phone. A friend of mine got done for that. It's a bitch of a law lol
XmoulcraftX 6
Uuuh I think it's like 99% of earth 030
kyarush 10
And now you get oodles of money from her insurance... Complain complain.
Purplefluff 6
"would be murderer" is an interesting way of putting it...
debbster7 18
How did you not see that one coming?
ulis_fml 6
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I know it is legal to talk on the phone while driving in Texas, and I'm pretty sure it is legal in the rest of the united states. I highly dislike drivers that talk on the phone while driving, but most of the time they do not cause accidents. Phone related accidents are mostly caused by texting. OP deserved what happened completely.
simplylost643 0
#116- It's illegal in Chicago, hands free devices only.
wannaplay 1
Sue her ass
bertman21 5
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Just let us text and drive and call and drive its safe, if you know how to do it.
jerryk 2
She shouldn't be talking its her fault. The two most dangerous driving things is sleepy driving and distracted driving.
fylx100 19
It's legal here in Florida... I've even seen my high school bus driver sometimes call or text while driving lol
ghostlilac 25
173 - What about impaired driving?
Quidikic 9
160- Not in the slightest. Your reaction time when texting is SEVERELY reduced. You cannot 'know' how doing it, and even if you can text without looking, it still reduces your reaction time. Talking on the phone is the same as texting without looking.
mango260 9
My thinking is worst! Here in Cali that's all I see when I'm driving!!!! Even on the freeway... Omg that's so dangerous!! They are harming others and themselves. It's like seriously that text messages can wait.
mango260 9
*****texting**** Ugh autocorrect
Shadowvoid 33
You are a dumbass, he said that.
mango260 9
194- I hope that stupid comment is not for me, at the time his comment wasn't there so take a chill pill it's not the end of the world bro.
happle 21
I got hit by a person who was talking on their phone while driving. At a ******* stop sign, too.
ulis_fml 6
My truck got hit in a school parking lot, while parked, by a teenager. She wasn't using a phone. Apparently she just didn't know how to park her truck. Teenagers and talking on the phone *shudders*.
Seabeast1000 4
Exactly the same in my town in Kansas, heck I even see a few cops talking on the phone and driving. Lol
fromthesuck 8
I always worry about where the line is drawn with these new phones though. You're allowed to use a GP in your car in many places. Well, most new phones have a GP about them. So do I ever have to worry about the other's disputing liability simply because google maps on the phone at the time?
psc159 2
Illegal in UK and Cali. Moron.
aksweetheart 7
#116- it is illegal in many of states in the US, but not in Alaska,Chicago, or a few others.
KBear3109 29
261- Chicago isn't a state.
Artsygirl90 14
Texting while driving is illegal in NC, but we are allowed to talk on the phone and drive. That isn't against the law... yet.
Sanch101 7
160 - various studies have shown that talking on a phone whilst driving and not using a hands free device is actually worse than driving whilst over the drink drive limit.
emilyjgraham 34
67, uhh not even 99% of the world have mobile phones, some places may not have cars so no. it's not 99% of the world.
AwsumShyGuy 12
Um, you know it's not as safe right? These people conducted a test, where they did two runs. First run: Without texting. Second run: With texting. The guy swerved into almost every traffic cone texting while driving.
monster_tamer 11
**** you.
JonnyGoldsmithXX 0
I think one thing to remember is that the OP was watching this woman talk on the phone instead of focusing on the road. He was mad because she was being 'distracted'. I'm missing his reasoning for being mad, especially when he was the one not looking at the road in the first place.
Youngnut18 6
YDI for honking your horn. Contrary to popular belief, car horns aren't meant for being used rudely and as a result of road-rage. It's there to alert someone if you are driving and they either don't see you or they're driving recklessly towards you/someone else in a manner that demands intervention. Douche
simonsaysYDI 8
Don't really see how talking on the phone is different with or without a hands free headset. All you people spouting about how terrible it is... right, I'm sure you've NEVER drunk anything in your car before. I'm sure you've never been the person driving with a hand out your window. You've never reached over and rested your hand on your ladies leg before, ohhh no. Don't be so judgmental. Texting on the other hand.. Don't ******* do that shit, it's dangerous.
Austinc18 8
It's also illegal in California and Nevada
stephanie8sasha 4
Only in certain areas, like California, they are so serious about that law. But where I live, it's not a big deal at all.
Lludes 5
It not illegal in Fl to drive and talk on the phone.
Ninjasaurus18 9
28- Sea! Someone on this site has the least bit of sense in their heads! How do you think that talking on the phone, which means one hand on the wheel, while driving is a good idea? Why are the people of the world so stupid, these days? You didn't see people writing letters while steering their horse and buggies in the olden days, did you? Because someone could get hurt.
Ninjasaurus18 9
337- She distracted him, too because he was concerned about what she'd do. So it's her fault all the way.
qbert12 3
YDI
your_face 15
397 - She may have assumed others could mind their own business, so she didn't intend to distract anyone. OP, on the other hand, honked his horn in an obnoxious manner with the intent of getting the woman's attention, thereby taking said attention off the road. OP WILLINGLY distracted her, and had s/he thought for one second, s/he could have realized that slamming on the horn could scare a careful driver with two hands on the wheel and cause an accident - doing the same to a driver who has already been shown to be careless is asking for a wreck.
gman90210 18
They say we did these tests at a cost of 100,000$ or more and they are going to say what the government says to say. Just like eggs were bad for you now they aren't. So use common sense
beastiness 14
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Are you retarded
missymay993 11
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OP might be, you don't know why they were on the phone. Maybe they had an emergency of their own. That required them to drive and talk at the same time. You don't know everything, OP, so to avoid being a douche in the future, mind your own beeswax. Fuckhead.
dominic1221 6
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Unless that murderous bitch was psychic and knew the call was an emergency, that's not an excuse. Hell, it's not an excuse anyway. If you get a call and you want to answer it, you pull over and THEN answer it. Answering an emergency call from the boyfriend asking how to **** himself in the ass is less important than focussing on not running a kid down in the road.
MrSassypants 34
3 Is that a question?
Roflsauruz 12
59- OP said she was "happily chatting". I doubt that would mean she's on the phone for an emergency... But I get what you're saying as well.
beastiness 14
It doesn't make sense a driver distracted so you lay on the horn and scare the shit out of them, yeah that makes absolutely no sense
xStaciexLynnx 15
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Personally, I'm just confused why, amidst all this fighting people keep saying 'the girl on the phone could've run some poor pedestrian over'. What? Never have I heard of a pedestrian being mowed down because someone was on a cell phone.
wanna_bee 8
63. Id know if it was an emergency. I have the hospital on speed dial. So it would automatically show up as HOSPITAL with the caption below it as emergency. So no you don't have to be psychic.
mars13_fml 8
Obviously! You don't blow your horn at someone who is already distracted. It's stupid and, well, you make the person freak and crash.
jerryk 2
WOW if you can't handle a surprise don't drive. Example deer jumping out of woods kids running into streets ect. As a rule I learned in driving class expect the un expected. Yes my grammar is probably horrid.
blackpuddle 30
129 my ex got hit in the crosswalk by someone on a cell phone, They ran the red light and kept going.
mars13_fml 8
170 yes I know you should be ready for a surprise but you really shouldn't be the one to cause it.
kittenvks 11
179- that's a surprise. Distracting yourself by talking on the phone makes you less responsive to said surprise like you're mentioning so the driver is a dumb bitch and deserved it as well. OP however.... Let's see here's the thought process "oh look at that bitch not paying attention, talking on her phone! If she's surprised she could kill someone! How dare she! I think what I'll do is surprise her, surely nothing bad will happen! *honks horn*" also a YDI
PsychoticAsylum 26
Then you haven't heard about the man and his daughter that got killed walking down the street by some kid driving and talking on her cell phone...
nslurve 4
176- lol that's why he's your ex right?
lazlow_fml 2
There's a reason it's illegal, though - it's dangerous.
Sanch101 7
In the UK it is illegal to use a mobile phone without using a hands free device so the OP was actually indicating to the person breaking the law that they were doing that.
emilyjgraham 34
63, where the hell did you get her boyfriend calling to ask how to **** himself in the ass from? rage over?
alpacaman 5
You are such a dumbass. She obviously isn't, because I honk at people, you might honk at people (if you can even pass a DMV test), everyone honks. You defiantly need to go back to school.
alpacaman 5
You obviously don't drive. See, she honked to get the drivers attention.
justsayingbeach 15
Who cares? It's illegal because it kills what a rubbish driver she must have been to panic and swerve because of a horn!! Says it all - phone morons will be banned by 2018 for a year in the U.K. So hopefully "dumbass" Americans can do what they do best and follow on after?
KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Maybe OP will learn that a horn is not for showing disgust. Horns are designed to get attention. If you were already concerned that she was divided, what could you possibly have hoped to accomplish by dividing it further?
EyesofStone 27
Seriously. He shows his disgust for one dangerous behavior with another. And I hate drivers who feel like they need to teach everyone a lesson.
CaramelMacchiato 13
I hate drivers with road rage. The OP needs to calm down. What goes around comes around, buddy!
hecallsmedarlin 7
It is also illegal to honk for no reason what so ever. Such as OP did. It is only meant for certain situations such as, your breaks quit working and you are about to run into someone. Or other things along that line of an accident about to happen. Just because she was on her phone OP doesn't mean an accident was going to happen. In this case I really hope the poor lady states you laid on the horn for no reason, that there was no accident about to happen as she went into "get out of the way" mode when you startled her because she thought she was about to be hit, & that you receive the ticket for aggressive driving. Just because she was breaking the law does not mean because it "angers" you that you have the right to become an outraged driver and break the law yourself.
IcedJesus 5
Anyone who voted YDI is dumb. I am a teenager and it's because dumbasses who think driving while distracted are the reason insurance is so high. Also where I live it's illegal to drive while distracted. Anyone who is going to vote this down is either a lowlife or plain stupid.
KBear3109 29
112- It's also illegal to use your horn improperly.
xStaciexLynnx 15
112- The reason insurance is so high is because you have less experience and knowledge. Don't get on your high horse without knowing what you're saying. The majority of phone related accidents are not necessarily with younger people since young people need much less focus to use their phone (since they generally know them like the back of their hand). Not that's its true for everyone but I've only ever had near accidents with elderly drivers or distracted middle age drivers.
ManInTheMachine 20
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IcedJesus: You're an arrogant fuckwad, and your comment makes no sense. "...and it's dumbasses that think driving while distracted are the reason insurance is so high." What. The. ****? Are you saying that people who think that are dumbasses, or dumbasses that do so are the reason for high insurance?I honestly cannot tell. I find it poisonously ironic that you call others 'dumbasses' and 'stupid', yet you cannot even form a proper sentence. Go back to the fifth grade, grab some common sense on the way, and THEN come back onto this site for a logical argument. Until then, **** off.
IcedJesus 5
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Sure, my sentence may not have been perfectly formulated, but its grammar nazis like you that make FML and famous gay.
Llamacod 11
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Icedjesus, you stupid fucktard, it's not that your sentence wasn't "perfectly formulated" as your sentence didn't make any ******* sense whatsoever. instead of whining about grammar nazis making "fml and other forms gay" (although I have no idea how a grammar nazi can possibly make a form gay as most forms that you twenty little self would fill out would probably be school related and thus require proper grammar) maybe you should just post your piss-ant little thought again. only this time give it some thought and make it coherent.
LunaBee3105 3
112 you are my hero- i was so surprised how many people voted YDI; what that women was doing IS dangerous cause it takes attention away from the road. Her diminished capacity to pay attention and handle the road safely was proven by the mere fact that a honk freaked her out so much :/
auzz1_pride 9
112) I only voted you down cause that last part made it too hard to resist :)
kittenvks 11
112 everyone down voted you because you're an idiot and make no sense 177- the OP got down voted because surprising the distracted driver and then getting pissed when she runs into you is stupid. It's like putting your hand in a fire and expecting not to get burned.
white16sox 19
I beg you all not to think all teenagers are like 112.
hecallsmedarlin 7
177- All I read was your first sentence before I decided you needed to be thumbed down.
jewwybeanzzz 10
I didn't know that was illegal! Lots of ppl in souther Florida should be getting tickets XP
jewwybeanzzz 10
Sorry I meant this reply to 101's comment
onlychildFTW 34
Well, I don't see why she would get that started to swerve into his car. Oh wait, she was driving while distracted. Yes OP honked his horn at her, but she shouldn't get that startled and swerve into another car. She needs a driving lesson and OP needs anger management classes. I'd say the blame is 40% his fault and 60% hers.
alisidewinder 9
Anyone who doesn't think she/he deserve, it is moronic. Lets startle an already distracted driver to teach her/him a lesson, what could possibly go wrong? Its drivers go have road rage that needs to get off the road, they are just as dangerous if not more, cause they are aware of their actions, but do not care about who gets hurt and want to lash out against someone.
Sanch101 7
No 228 it was a perfectly legal action within the UK towards someone who was breaking a well publicised law (a couple of weeks ago, there was a report about a 17 year old killing a family of four because she was on the phone whilst driving).
hiandrews69 29
Are you kidding me? That broad should have been arrested, or at the very least had her license revoked. I applaud op for making a point. If we took punishing distracted drivers seriously, it could prevent up to 90% of accidents, ultimately saving hundreds of thousands of lives. Keep making excuses for them? They'll keep talking on their phones.
btstig 11
If y'all would have had the same Allstate agent. You could have been connected.
Angelwings31 4
OP is British, I don't think allstate is available in the U.K
aceofspades80 4
Very true, but this was a referral to the "humorous" commercial lol
mpsteve137 15
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Well, you're a ******* dick
nchov523 11
Mount pleasant Steve?
mpsteve137 15
Like mp3 but mpsteve. I'm an audio file
KrazieKleo 13
Never ever calling an mp3 mp3 again. Gonna be mpsteve from now on:)
AlexM42 5
Actually it's audiophile and any true audiophile knows that mp3 is a shitty lossy format, you want real quality? Try flac or apple lossless.
coldashell 23
68, someone other than me knows about high quality music? Agreed that mp3 is horrid. About the same as a scratchy old record. Something about them sounds like a spoon in a tin can. Some faith in humanity is restored.
Roflsauruz 12
68- I don't think he meant that he's an "audiophile".... I think he meant like an actual FILE. Like.mp3, .Docs, etc.? :/.....
mpsteve137 15
Thank you mam
kittenvks 11
What's a "lossy"?
Yousuck24 21
"lossy 'compression' is a data encoding method that compresses data by discarding (losing) some of it."
Spiral_Thoughts 19
#91 When some people don't recognize a quality issue in regards to an mpsteve, you lose faith in humanity? Oh no, some people cannot distinguish audio in ways which compliment and completely agree with your assessments! Humanity is dooooooooomed! Doomed I say!!!!! >.>; You're not even giving people a chance if this is true of you.
therealslim 15
mpsteve vs flac? mpsteve wins hands down
Dr__Bozo 4
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Damn Blonde, socialite, ****-wads are a menace to this society. This should be against the law.
starflyer59 17
Wtf does being blonde have to do with anything?
marisadc79 0
I'm sorry I'm blonde and a woman and in the almost 17 years I've had a license I've not once ever caused an accident knock on wood. You're a pathetic stereotypical loser.
MrSassypants 34
26 Maybe a conversation about blonde hair. What? You said anything.....
mazio09210517 5
umm excuse me? so being on the phone and being a bad driver is Now associated with being blonde. wow. its funny because Ive been driving for 2 years no accident and I can drive a log truck. so. umm. **** you.
EpicSquishii 21
Wow! Two whole years?! -_-
auzz1_pride 9
7) you sir ain't nothing but a common stereotype, and it's people like you that are a menace to modern days society, why can't you just go die in a hole.
HairyPunisher 27
It's true. Women are terrible, terrible drivers.
kaymi 17
Dang that sucks. I want to do that to a lot of idiot people who text while on the highway but I'm afraid of that exact thing to happen. Thanks for posting so I wont distract them more than they already are. FYL
apache316 6
I don't think she will be chatting while driving for a while now hehehe
dcg1375 7
I don't think OP will be honking at chatting drivers for awhile now hehehe
ilovefall10 21
Your heart was in the right place but that wasn't the right thing to do.
terrykayez 6
Well said.
plaguer 26
OP's heart was in the right place by unnecessarily slamming on their horn just to let someone know they had a problem? Reminds me of stupid girls who will text you to say "just so you know, I'm ignoring you".