Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
husseinfarran93 0
yeh YDI...*****
4dakill 0
Complete SKADANKADANK ...YDI and your FYL for alway being remembered as the VILLAGE BICYCLE
ddldave 0
Yeah... Skanky *****. You're just as disgusting and if not, worse than your friends.
derriduh 0
Um, her guys friends all had sex with her, too. And quite possibly, THEY'VE all slept with their other female friends. I love how so many people on FML like acting as the morality police as though they're all a bunch of saints who wish we lived in a society where people are called out and flogged for their "immoral" behavior. **** you people, i'm really glad i know none of you in real life, so bloody judgemental.
rachellaurenn 0
agreed
tommiegirlxxx 0
i agree
bluephoenix1498 0
please think it over next time before you land into another awkward situation like this again. its not totally bad to sleep with your friends but there are consequences of course. be safe too :)
TheLittlestNinja 0
lol that is some funny shit >.
FrootLoops_ 0
ydi big time
INeed1UserName 0
You fucken ****. Did they pay you? If not, you're not a *****. Just a really horny ****. But if they did, you fucken slutty *****.
isantorin 0
welcome to the internet.
Dante167 0
Agreed. OP: YDI for being a *****
cucumberfabulous 7
LOL THE VILLAGE BICYCLE!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
blargity 0
#113 is exactly right and maybe they were all boyfriends? but that sucks especially since they all ended up meeting #191 is full of shit i hate double standards too though but that's hypocritical
MaxSpeed 0
agreed :)
wsDK_II 0
Most girls these days are arrogant, ignorant, selfish, shallow, moronic, pathetic, shortsighted and slutty ****** these days. The same could be said about guys as well.
SilverBallet 0
It's not that she's slept with more than one person. It's that she put herself in this awkward situation, and she seems to think it's an FML. She's made her bed. Now she has to lie in it, alone or not.
Jackthestripper 0
I like you.
What_fut_YADY 0
Agreed.
NNNOM 1
sleeping w/ 3 guys does not make her a *****. everyone is entitled to sexual freedom. it's the fact that the guys she slept with were her friends that makes her judgement kind of off. friends aren't for sex.
NNNOM 1
You deserve it.
mzmaverickd 7
YDI means you deserve it
savag_e 0
Not that this really changes anything, but uh..in Canada the drinking age is 19 and 18 in Quebec. Other than that I generally agree with you.
dancin303 0
WHO IS EVERYONE AGREEING TOO. THESE ARE COMPLETE DIFFERENT OPIONS POSTED
theluckygirl28 8
i disagree. i don't think people should be allowed to sleep around. it spreads STD's and low morality. YDI. you put yourself in this situation.
DLBL 23
Should not be "Allowed"? You want laws preventing it? You can't legislate morality.
BRIDESHEAD 0
right on!
wadekl1 0
... she may be w/e but its absolutely pathetic that you feel the need to bash her like that lol. like WHAT on earth does that do for you? lol as if it's gonna stop her from doing what she wants. this is supposed to be humorous. and it was so. soooo no need to be rude. just makes you look a little on the ignorant side especially being that you don't know her or the situation. not that i do either but that's why you shouldn't judge. only Big Guns upstairs has that right. =)
cassdede 0
true dat
NatDancer2010 0
uhhhm *****.....cough ew
rzbt21 0
****
Fother_Mucker 0
...****.
longboarder95 0
haha your British jk jk I'm British
ShinigamiKurosak 0
SAFE SEX!!! SEX CAN WAIT **********!!!
ShinigamiKurosak 0
SAFE SEX!!! SEX CAN WAIT **********!!!
DeathMaple 3
Everyone calling that poor girl a ***** you guys are the reason our world nowadays sucks. What about the boys? Why don't you call them ******? Enjoy your double standards.
Hansemans 17
# What is OP was a guy sleeping with three girls? He would have been admired. Just think of it this was: a key that can open a lot of locks is a master key. A lock that can be opened by a lot of keys, well, that's just a lousy lock. (just kidding, I personally simply prefer monogam relationships over one night stands)
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
lmao.
blalien 0
Yeah, you wanna hang out sometime?
greenltrn2003 0
MAN DONT WE ALL! YDI but u win the best friend/**** award that calls for a foursome (as long as its filmed)
fml_fiend91 0
yea you must be pretty amazing if the only thing those 3 guys could talk about is you in bed
fluorescentadole_fml 8
17 :D!
Sawadee 0
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YDI for being a *****
claireful 4
first word that popped into my head: *****.
hotrod14 0
thundercats thundercats THUNDERCATS ... HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
gcristina17 0
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Stop whoring around then. If you sleep with three buddies, I don't care who you are; they'll talk about it. Besides, you should have more self-respect than to sleep with all your guy friends that come along.
lilacwords 0
totally agree!
raineydayes 0
It's Fez!!! "Good day!" "But Fez!" "I said good day!!!"
alfalfa83 0
Hahahah You Slaaaaaaaag!
lovelykendra5 0
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*****.
sam_knows 0
lol, u totally YDI. stop sleeping with your friends, it just ruins the relationship.
EverWatcher 0
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Assuming that you didn't inform each of them what he has in common with the other two, how do you know they're aware of that link? Are you implying that they know each other?
dakrock13 0
.........******* duh....
testing_fml 0
I bet they know each other really well, if you catch my drift. The gossipy pillow-talk about their mutual lady friend was inevitable.
betch321 0
*****
mudkip_fml 0
Thats what you get for being a ****.