Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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BunnyRose 11
You deserved it
Blee864 16
Dumb ass
Neatfellen 0
ur the retard who honked his horn at a car that wasnt doing anything wrong moron. its not illegal to talk on the phone while driving. its incredibly stupid to honk ur horn when nothings wrong since it means something is wrong and to look out normally u retard ur the would be murdurer here u moronic idiot. god i hate stupid ppl like u. u completely deserved getting in an accident
_MidnightLuna_ 17
He's the retard? LOL first off, learn to spell. Second, in some places, driving while talking on the phone IS illegal, along with texting while driving. God I hate stupid people like you...
Neatfellen 0
it maybe but guess what its illegal everywhere to use ur horn in a non emergency. whos the stupid one now? all it does is distract anyone who hears it. he could have caused more than just the accident he was in by doing it.
trismagestus 19
Once more, no, it's not illegal in the UK to use your horn to warn drivers that what they are doing is dangerous. Secondly, why should him honking his horn at her cause the accident? If someone beeping near you causes you to run off the road, you're going to do so every hundred meters!
turkturkington 13
It is illegal in the UK. You only use your horn to stop someone causing an immediate accident and to alert someone of an oncoming danger. What OP did was illegal. Hopefully they'll both learn from it!
yourwifelovesme 25
This is why women shouldn't be driving
someone_cool 6
You shouldn't be such a asshole. It is better to talk than to text, but it is bad to talk too. But since you was a douche, you ruined it for her. Some people can actually do two things at the same time, but even though that you can't, there is no need to be so jealous. If my english is bad, I can blame it on not being a native english speaker.
Pazu_fml 10
... And the driver who hit OP clearly couldn't do two things at the same time. What if someone had honked their horn for any other reason? At another car? She still would've plowed into a car because she was not paying attention to the road.
Althenias 0
you know what i hate? assholes who slam on their horns for stupid reasons. you deserved it.
MidNiteT0kr 0
Lmao! Ydi
docscientist 10
Way to overreact to something everyone hardly thought twice about a few years back.
mightymart 5
YDI I hope she totaled your car, that Will teach you to play vigilante.. I f##in hate people like you who act like cops and think they can tell others what to do like their opinion matters... Mind your own f#*£#%ing business dude
happyconverse 10
Seriously? Jus because you don't like people talking on the phone does not mean that you have to slam on your horn and startle someone!!!!