Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
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Top comments
arms_akimbo 0
Eyes on the road, numb nuts.
sforward09 0
dude you dont just get in an accident and then get into another one... pay the **** atttention
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Comments (30)
Amkii 0
Maybe he meant after he exchanged info, called the cops, called the insurance companies, etc. lol. Either way, this is one of my favs!
greenman_fml 0
Double duty! I think I saw you on Cops
arms_akimbo 0
Eyes on the road, numb nuts.
Lou_Briccant 0
Real smooth, guy.
Delinas 0
aahh karma.
Matisse_fml 0
Now your face is just as banged up as your ass.
greenearth 0
um, yeah, you can't just leave an accident ... lol
sforward09 0
dude you dont just get in an accident and then get into another one... pay the **** atttention
christopherlove 0
Stop calling her "dude." This was obviously a woman.
greenmonxster 0
hahahaha hey im a girl and i can drive
Fop 6
Idiot. There's no actual difference in a male person's initial driving skills as compared to a female's. It comes down to interest, and men are generally more interested in cars than women.
cenbej6 4
Op's username is prettyinpurple....
Incitus 9
Technically speaking, men and women have different natural motor skill, although typically better fine motor skills are found in women. This is typically displayed in handwriting and drawing.
spinn360 1
Dude, I totally agree!
Dorchester 0
thats what you get for tryna be a tough guy