Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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alpacaman 5
I'm not going to say I've never done that, but only when my mom was in the hospital, calls from her, her nurse and doctor, and other family members. I know that talking on the phone you can know its an emergency firsthand, but I don't think "happily chatting" means an emergency, so shut the **** up and think you shallow douchebags.
marikee9 8
It's also illegal in many states to honk your horn...
baileylaidlaw 6
You deserved it... Welcome to the real world jackass.
televishun 7
with the number of people that distracted driving KILLS every year, I think it's bullshit that you guys are tearing out this guys throat just for honking his horn. What if it was your mom, sister, or father that someone killed while on a cellphone? Shit man, I'm all for doing what you wanna do in your own car, but protecting a woman who was risking OTHER peoples lives just to chat on her phone is bullshit.
Neatfellen 0
no ones protecting the talking driver. just saying it made the situation so much worse to honk. which is exactly what it did and if he had not honked guess what? almost guarunteed he wouldnt have got in an accident with her.
vintage3113 6
People may suck at driving but they suck ten times more WHEN THEY ARE DICKS
charvisioku 22
I sort of see why people are saying that OP shouldn't have honked at her... but to be honest it's more her fault than OP's. There is a reason for the ban on driving whilst on the phone, and she is a complete idiot for ignoring it. For a start, she could get a fine. More importantly she could end up running some poor bastard over if they run into the road without warning. Distracted driving is complete idiocy and if it wasn't for the fact it was dangerous, I'd totally applaud OP honking at her. To be honest, I wouldn't have thought that anyone road-worthy would be particularly startled by another car honking... it's hardly a rare occurrence... -_-
iloveursister 4
Who's the would be murderer now? You, asshole!
Pazu_fml 10
The person who swerved into another car is. What is difficult about that?
nyxxx_fml 4
Wow. Who's the "would be murder" now?
TheEpicPies 15
Not only did you get her to get off her phone, but now she's well aware of who did it.
kimg0885 23
I'm sorry that blows I feel the same way i don't get it I don't have a cool new phone but I at least put my phone speaker on and put it on my dash so I can pay attention. Otherwise u r a danger