Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Today my daughter asked me to do her a huge favor : undergo a liposuction transplantation where my fat would be sucked out then put into her butt and thighs. Apparently, I am the fattest DNA match to her, lessening the risk of her rejecting the transplant. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML
Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML
Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML
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Timmytwofinger 0
get lipo then slap her with the extracted fat, problem solved
Ever_fml 0
You can get liposuction done in your face. It's called buccal fat removal; they make incisions inside of your mouth and remove fat deposits.
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Timmytwofinger 0
get lipo then slap her with the extracted fat, problem solved
WildJubeJube 16
YES PROBLEM SOLVED!
anynonymous_fml 0
What a terrible mother!
Ever_fml 0
You can get liposuction done in your face. It's called buccal fat removal; they make incisions inside of your mouth and remove fat deposits.
nocturnal_crazy 1
Rude much?
PaperxHearts_xox 0
Oh, well, that's very...nice of her, eh? btw, you can get lipo on your face. they make incisions by your mouth and/or neck.
Vilen1025 0
YDI
Anti_Sora 31
Explain if you say that.
shell22 0
what a mother...wow
jassylove3 0
yeah you can get lipo on you face I went to the consultation and was about to do a mini tuck tummy lipo and face and chin so yeah you can..that was mean of her! I would do what first answer said! hell yeah smack the sh*t out of her!
Cortezthe1st 23
Hitting her mother is not going to solve anything.
Isaiahhb 3
smack the shit out of your own mother because she denied you cosmetic surgery? man there are some ****** up people out there
volleyballgirl16 0
Maybe she has a point?
HotSauce_fml 0
Fat is a choice. Everytime you take a bite that you shouldnt you're choosing to be fat. If you're in need of a Lipo... learn about nutrition and exercise. Might i suggest such websites as bodybuilding.com and runnersworld.com. Honestly, just learn a little bit and apply it to your life and you'll lose weight... then, when you're not fat and in need of lipo, rub it in your moms face. But please stop spamming my FML with these "Im fat QQ " posts.
Woop_Woop 0
hell yh you speak the truth
FHS_9th 0
Fat isn't ALWAYS a choice. I know plenty of people that have exercised, dieted, and everything. They're just naturally big. I'm like that. I exercise, I eat healthy. I've even developed an intolerance toward McDonald's and Burger King. I LITERALLY can not eat fast food anymore because of the fact that my body has adjusted to HEALTHY foods, but I'm still fat. It's natural, I can't do anything about it unless I want to pay for surgery and NO WAY am I doing that. Getting surgery done is definitely NEVER going to happen with me.
sashalynn 0
I know you may be trying to help, but some people are naturally big-boned so that may make them look "fat". I am one of those people. I have dieted and exercised, but with no results. So please, dont make fun of big people. and, actually, you can eat whatever you want, but just a moderate amount of it.
chefkobel 0
No you are fat because you are fat . Of you aren't losing weight eating healthy and exercising either you aren't really eating salty or you aren't working out enough to see weight loss because the way you look at it , you probably are only doing the minimal exercise to maintain weight and people don't get that you have to exercise to maintain weight